[Daniel-X]

Petemitch: Evict Michael, Save Alexandra
Macie: Evict PJ, Save Sandy
Lucas: Evict Charlie, Save Mohamed
Daniel_: Evict Sam, Save Imogen

[Daniel.]

Sam Evans



So Sam, probably the most boring winner of all time and one of the worst (either him, Helen or Aaron) because well, he did nothing. At first I actually thought he was going to be good what with his and Jemima's flirtmance having potential to be an interesting storyline. However, he soon became the most irrelevant person in the BB14 house having little to no role in the dynamics of the house. He was friends with Callum and Gina, but at least they had story's away from him. Also he had a weird and unexplained (#bringbacklivefeed) rivalry with Sophie which gave us a few mini rows but nothing too interesting. Then in the final week he took over Callum as Dexter's enemy and went on to win, when it should have been Gina Rio. Bye Sam

[Daniel.]

I loved Imogen im so tempted to use my pass on her

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by reece(:

save Saffia, cut Rex
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REX NEWMARK - BB9, 4th place


Rex is THAT guy that BB producers cast every so often which many viewers get behind because they are the self obsessed hunk with a pretentious attitude. This attitude is shown almost straight away in his VT with the overplayed "kicked out of # schools card" and bragging about his job/earnings.. He's not even that good looking.. All I remember of him from the first few weeks was taking over the kitchen and being all high and mighty about it (why oh why did Alexandra have to rub his ego in chipgate ) but normally I'd find kitchen battleaxes such as Carole or Mutha P fun however Rex was just awfully self important his ways of going about it like just because you're a chef in a restaurant doesn't mean everyone else should not get a look in at mealtime.. And he's not good at being funny/troll-y at all, what he did to Jen's picture wasn't amusing and the way he went about it afterwards which triggered fightnight 2.0 was just tiring to watch. Iirc he was also quite sleazy in week 1 as he would flirt heavily with Stephanie even though he had a girlfriend on the outside world, who I'll get to next. The alliance of him, Mohamed and Darnell was also an awful threesome that we had to put up with for 3 months.

The Nicole/Rex saga was incredibly tiring also, the whole three weeks of her being there was an awful tirade of emotional abuse from Rex, which you could see was breaking down and damaging to Nicole as she would constantly rely on his approval on things. The whole saga was just really depressing and creepy as Rex kept trying to urge Nicole to spill on her outside world info (which was him getting bashed in the papers for allegedly cheating). so yeah, gj for being a sociopath.

He gets championed for being one of those "legends" that "tells it like it is" and "winds them all up" (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN ANYMORE) thus letting said housemate get away with awful antics like targeting most women of the house but being too afraid to confront men (like when he actively dragged the likes of Dale/Stuart but would then kiss their behinds in person). The wonderful stuff he got up to includes but is not limited to calling Bex a fat ****... and hurling abusive remarks at Rachel who often had his corner... and childishly gurning and being passive aggressive at Lisa.... and contributing alongside Darnell to the bullying of Sara "the *****". But like true comeuppance style with these "legends" (such as Marq's eviction against Harry, John James being quad-clocked, Ziggy flopping at the end after sizzling out etc etc) he got CLOCKED at the very end of the show as the girls he was antagonising crushed him in the final and thus he flopped out in 4th place. I'm sure there's more awful antics to him (such as refusing to wear pink underwear for a task or other misogynistic **** like trashing Maysoon because she was not as sexual in the house as she was in her VT...) but I cba to go anymore in depth on HMs that I cannot fathom. Rex returned in BB10 to shock the housemates because he's such a WINDUP and SO FUNNY lols <3 URGH. He is the definition of overrated and thankfully he has been snubbed ever since.

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[Daniel.]

Rex isn't as bad as Marc for sure

[Jack_]

I'd swap you for scrabble remains iconic <3

[Daniel.]

Jack to worship me for cutting Sam?,

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

I'd swap you for scrabble remains iconic <3

Justice for Rachel

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Jack_

I'd swap you for scrabble remains iconic <3

She could buy lots of boxes of scrabble for him with the money she rightfully won <3

[reece(:]

Who are my other choices to cut/save?

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Who are my other choices to cut/save?

From this round there's loads and loads left Reece

One round you have to choose from Sezer and Sophie (BB14)

and another I think it's Andrew (BB1) and Dean but I'm not sure

[MB.]

Pav Paul (BB15)



The most interesting thing about him was the fact that Digital Spy was convinced he was Muslim.

Anyway, Pav entered BB15 along with Biannca and Zoe, at a stage that felt approximately two days before the final, and whilst we were teased with rumours of Kimberly’s boyfriend and Helen’s former… work colleague and Steven’s mum (oh what could have been </3), they seemed fairly okay? Of course, despite his claim of having a psychology degree somehow setting him up to be some sort of master manipulator in the house, he was quickly overshadowed by Biannca’s tits and Zoe’s general aura (…I’m getting Pontins, 2002…) and seemed nothing but doomed when he and the other two newbies were put against the public vote. Miraculously, Big Brother’s hardcore Sikh viewership (???) rallied to save him and he somehow outlasted Biannca (which I was actually quite happy about – Biannca was only going to become even closer to Helen’s group and I’d much rather remember her as the four-day wonder she was than some bad smell with saggy boobs). So far, so good.

And then nothing really happened? Like, he was saved and… that was it for three or so weeks? As with all BBUK intruders, the old housemates quickly turned against them and tried their damnedest to turf Pav and Zoe out, which half-worked (thanks Tesco workers of the United Kingdom), yet Pav stuck around despite facing whatever odds a late entrant named Pavandeep has on this show.

As it became clear that Pav wasn’t going anywhere, and as the Pointless Pav nickname grew a little stale, he was quickly given the ‘gameplayer’ tag as an excuse to nominate him (fun fact, he holds the joint-highest nominations tally of BB15. With Marlon. Let that sink in for a minute). If that wasn’t enough, another attempt to make Pav relevant soon came along in the form of Chris. Yes, the strangest love triangle ever seen on this show – in which none of those involved were in any way in love with one another – was born and god the last few weeks of BB15 were bad, weren’t they? This was the point that I properly went off Pav because it made me question whether I liked Chris or not and with so many dreadful characters that year, I so needed somebody who I knew I could support for ten weeks without them turning into a crazed jealous boyfriend. Ah well.

So basically he ended up winning a place in the final over Mark and Winston, neither of which I can say I’d rather was there, and as fate had always dictated, he left first on finale night alongside his sort-of-arch-enemy-for-a-bit, Bhangra dancing his way down the stairs as he did so. By that point, he’d more or less become a part of Helen’s clique so sadly even the notion of voting for Pav as a lolrandom winner (the suggestion of which was actually quite serious and very worrying at one point?) was a step too far. Which was good, because it turns out that in the end Pav just sort of sucked.

I’m saving Maysoon because I don’t want to look like a racist now do I.

(#Justice4Michael)

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Who are my other choices to cut/save?

Sophie BB14 vs Sezer for Jake's round. Then Andrew BB1 vs Paul BB2 for MB's and then obviously whoever for Daniels round.

[MB.]

Reece's is between Andrew and Paul

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Jack to worship me for cutting Sam?,

oh yeah I forgot yaaaaaasssss END THE WORST WINNER OF ANY REALITY SHOW EVER THE ****ING DULL ****ING **** BANISH HA TO A LIFETIME OF IRRELEVANCE <33333

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

She could buy lots of boxes of scrabble for him with the money she rightfully won <3

[reece(:]

save Bex, cut Andrew BB11
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ANDREW EDMONDS - BB11, 5th place


Andrew is one of those dull as **** housemates that has to be given countless tasks to give them relevance.. *flashbacks of the dire Jack Bauer task * And really he had no place being a housemate never mind being in the BB11 final (shuddering at that lineup). Yeah so Andrew sucked bigtime and you just knew he'd never be nominated.

What else is there? He wanted to **** Caoimhe... he sung to the crowd with Corin... he jacked off in a watermelon... he had something against Rachel... he entered the house in a spaceship...

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by MB.

Reece's is between Andrew and Paul

Save Andrew BB1, CUT PAUL!!!
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PAUL CLARKE - BB2, fifth place


Ugh, so Paul... dull dull dull, and not even attractive to make up for it. One of the many awful people in BB2 (there's quite a lot actually!) This arsehole survived FOUR head to head evictions over queens Amma and Narinder</3.
boring showmance? CHECK. homophobic? CHECK. hypocrite and underlying misogyny? CHECK.

three strikes and you're out mate.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by reece(:

save Bex

(the fact she got evicted over mo )

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

Sophie BB14 vs Sezer for Jake's round. Then Andrew BB1 vs Paul BB2 for MB's and then obviously whoever for Daniels round.

cut Sophie, save Sezer

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by LukeB

(the fact she got evicted over mo )

Well deserved. She was ****ing gross.

She's lucky Charlie Drummond exists or she would be GONE.

[reece(:]

Remember the Save and Replace (veto style) is allowed now and the final passes are all still in play I believe.

[Jack_]

*waits for Troy to use his on Sam*

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Does this mean Rihce has 4 write ups to do lmao

Yall can wait until I do ALL 4 before any more rounds commence

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by LukeB

(the fact she got evicted over mo )

Mo really was awful (is he out yet?!?!)

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Yall can wait until I do ALL 4 before any more rounds commence

Fine by me luv. I need to write my list of which disgusting people can face my wrath.