[Daniel-X]

How far are we into this now like nearly a third in?

[Shaun]

I save Wolfy because I have no other choice and I like Dr. Dolittle I suppose

#193 - Danny Wisker (BB16)


How on earth has he not already been culled? We were so quick to get rid of Dave the Monk and Gerry, and this arse has somehow coasted into the top 200? Madness.

Dim Danny will be marvelling at a three digit number though, because his IQ is nowhere fucking near the mark. The man who can't spell canoe contributed so much to BB16, and we repaid the favour by not bothering to vote him out in #4in4out. No, seriously, with viewing figures that low and complaints about series on the forums this high, why did nobody else bother? I spent five whole pounds trying to get rid of this shitstain but nooo, Sarah had to go in defence of sexual assault and Kieran had to be black "have an annoying voice".

I will give this to Danny though, a moment involving him contributed to the only tweet of mine about this series that seemed to get any attention. I don't use Twitter much

The tragically dull recruit's "you want some mate? this is my house" act, on two separate occasions of Marc coming back, was as convincing as the arguments for Marc's entertainment value, and even then it dissolved like a Berocca. At least throw fists, not sandwiches, Daniel. Those two moments he actually piped up seemed to gloss over a lot of the tumbleweed in the weeks prior and, save for a disastrous-looking showmance developing with Sarah that was nipped in the bud in the most routine way imaginable (get rid of the girl!), and a few tears over some time he pretended to marry someone with cancer, Danny's stay in BB16 was a chore. And who the hell wears turtlenecks under a suit jacket? He looked like an Iranian pornstar half the time.

[Shaun]

Oh no he's been scalped and it hasn't been edited. Who can I save?

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Save Marco AGAIN ugh
Evict danny

Marco's gone

I think it's Wolfy and Danny?

[EspeonBB]

I already cut Marcunt haha

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Oh no he's been scalped and it hasn't been edited. Who can I save?

Claire (BB1), Tom (BB10) or Wolfy (BB14)

[Shaun]

Well I might as well save the spiritual goddess then

By which I mean tom.










...wolfy

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Well I might as well save the spiritual goddess then

By which I mean tom.










...wolfy

Tom or Wolfy who is it?

[MB.]

Claire

[Shaun]

Mama wolfy ofc

I shall break the news to jake about choosing tom or Claire.

[Jake.]

K evict tom save claire

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Pav Paul (BB15)



The most interesting thing about him was the fact that Digital Spy was convinced he was Muslim.

Anyway, Pav entered BB15 along with Biannca and Zoe, at a stage that felt approximately two days before the final, and whilst we were teased with rumours of Kimberly’s boyfriend and Helen’s former… work colleague and Steven’s mum (oh what could have been </3), they seemed fairly okay? Of course, despite his claim of having a psychology degree somehow setting him up to be some sort of master manipulator in the house, he was quickly overshadowed by Biannca’s tits and Zoe’s general aura (…I’m getting Pontins, 2002…) and seemed nothing but doomed when he and the other two newbies were put against the public vote. Miraculously, Big Brother’s hardcore Sikh viewership (???) rallied to save him and he somehow outlasted Biannca (which I was actually quite happy about – Biannca was only going to become even closer to Helen’s group and I’d much rather remember her as the four-day wonder she was than some bad smell with saggy boobs). So far, so good.

And then nothing really happened? Like, he was saved and… that was it for three or so weeks? As with all BBUK intruders, the old housemates quickly turned against them and tried their damnedest to turf Pav and Zoe out, which half-worked (thanks Tesco workers of the United Kingdom), yet Pav stuck around despite facing whatever odds a late entrant named Pavandeep has on this show.

As it became clear that Pav wasn’t going anywhere, and as the Pointless Pav nickname grew a little stale, he was quickly given the ‘gameplayer’ tag as an excuse to nominate him (fun fact, he holds the joint-highest nominations tally of BB15. With Marlon. Let that sink in for a minute). If that wasn’t enough, another attempt to make Pav relevant soon came along in the form of Chris. Yes, the strangest love triangle ever seen on this show – in which none of those involved were in any way in love with one another – was born and god the last few weeks of BB15 were bad, weren’t they? This was the point that I properly went off Pav because it made me question whether I liked Chris or not and with so many dreadful characters that year, I so needed somebody who I knew I could support for ten weeks without them turning into a crazed jealous boyfriend. Ah well.

So basically he ended up winning a place in the final over Mark and Winston, neither of which I can say I’d rather was there, and as fate had always dictated, he left first on finale night alongside his sort-of-arch-enemy-for-a-bit, Bhangra dancing his way down the stairs as he did so. By that point, he’d more or less become a part of Helen’s clique so sadly even the notion of voting for Pav as a lolrandom winner (the suggestion of which was actually quite serious and very worrying at one point?) was a step too far. Which was good, because it turns out that in the end Pav just sort of sucked.

I’m saving Maysoon because I don’t want to look like a racist now do I.

(#Justice4Michael)

Pav! A-ah! Saviour of the universe!

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Pav Paul (BB15)

Screaming

Pav was such a bad housemate I'm astonished how he survived all those evictions especially the VTS. Remember the surge of Pav support in the last week that amounted to nothing lmao

[Black Dagger]

I admire you for being able to write so much.

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I admire you for being able to write so much.

Ikr

[reece(:]

I'll only be doing like 2 lines on Paul BB2

[EspeonBB]

Why is it when I'm out the nominations are always posted and I miss them but when I'm actually online and perched this thread is dead

[Black Dagger]

I have been waiting for Reece to do his last two tbf (not that I'm in any hurry) and Jake and Shaun have been busy so.

I hope you are perched to evict some disgusting, disgusting housemates

[Pete.]

As a Helen stan I'm worried what you mean by disturbing and disgusting

[Black Dagger]

She's the only really nasty housemate I like really. I still need to figure out the other 5 I'm nominating

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

As a Helen stan I'm worried what you mean by disturbing and disgusting

#Pray4ElizabethWoodcock

[reece(:]

Justine nommed for the 10th time?

[Marsh.]

Justine gets knocked down but keeps getting up again.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by MB.

#Pray4ElizabethWoodcock

Hew

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Justine gets knocked down but keeps getting up again.

Her redemption era?