[reece(:]

Everyone to go appreciate Talkin' Dirty by Ife KuKu?

[Shaun]

ok so espeon saves maisy, keeley or adjoa then

[Black Dagger]

I need a drink.

[EspeonBB]

If Ola is off the table then I'll save Adjoa instead

[MB.]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

I need a drink.

Reece?

[Shaun]

ok so that was a fuss over nothing </3

now we can all sit back and watch troy deliberate over maisy

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by MB.

Reece?

Not sure he'd approve.

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Keeley save Maisy? I think?

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#. Keeley Johnson (BB11)



I think a lot of us had high hopes for Keeley but she just ended up being normal and vanilla :\ BB11 was my first series and I kinda drifted in and out at times because a 70-something episode show is EXHAUSTING for an American not used to the format (hell I thought BBUS was a ****ing endeavor until I came across this once-magical show) so let's see what I remember about Keeley. She was really short? I think she said that the house was disgusting, and it probably was? She and Steve were low-key insufferable in their Baron/Baroness bull**** I think? I remember that it was A Thing but I don't even care to remember the specifics of it until I rewatch 11 eventually so yeah.

I guess we can give Keeley some credit for pioneering BBUK medevacs, right? The fact that there are some people who can manage to break bones and have life-threatening injuries within the confines of a ridiculously safe television studio really intrigues me. Why was she even forced out of the house anyway? BBUK really isn't that strenuous of a show, homegirl could sit around on couches and gossip even if her leg is in a cast. I guess production tried to rectify this three years later by keeping Jackie Travers in when she conceived a power-walking injury (<333333)

But even in Keeley's BIG MOMENT she was so ridiculously overshadowed by Corin so that really says it all about Keeley doesn't it?

I'm saving Maisy because she and Keeley play kinda similar roles in BBUKdom for me, but I'm fresh off of a 12 rewatch so I'm more fond of Maisy atm.

[Shaun]

Keeley and Maisy

[Jake.]

Shievonne Robinson
Big Brother 13 (12th Place)



Ah, Shievonne.. Every series needs at least one "seems to be great on launch night/turns into a complete twat" housemate (see Pauline), with Shievonne being BB13s serving. Everything about Shievonne seemed great to begin with; bubbly, relaxed, funny (see her 'impressions' task/the one that sent Lydia into a fit), overall just a fun housemate. But it wasn't to last.

I guess things started going a bit wrong when Shiev won herself a nice date with Adam... I know what you're thinking... Moonlit dinner, a blanket, fresh breeze, a proposal .. Yes, Adam jokingly proposed to Shievonne and she took it in perhaps the worst way possible; making a complete overreaction out of the situation.

She was also one of the insiders (which is obviously worth noting), joined in with the completely unnecessary and, to be frank, downright nasty clique against Lauren and had another complete meltdown when Deana said "don't be silly" (SHOTS FIRED!!!!!)... She never really argued at a decent level either, kind of just said a load of catchphrases/would completely beat around the bush of the subject at hand ("I'm the lucky charm", "You need to get down from that level, you're at a level ten and we're not even there yet", "You're not even on the same page" all being used instead of discussing the debate itself). Yeah, she shouldn't have left against Conor but she really did not do herself any favours.

[Pete.]

Sophie Pritchard

How ironic that I find an image of Sophie wedged on the BB3 sofas which was ironically where she was perched for the majority of her stay inside the house. Hell even on the first day she seemed to have sat on the sofa for 5 hours getting people to talk to her and building a façade that she was 'dead confident' and what not but the mask dropped soon.

It wasn't that Sophie was a bad/mean gal she was just dull as hell and some people (Jade, Adele etc) saw through her fakeness. Yes Jade went to far and yes Sophie dealt with the situation with incredible class and dignity but it wasn't enough to save ha and she was soon evicted with 80%+.

BUT her legacy lives on as her eviction spawed the first eviction chant with 'Get Jade Out'. Also she dragged Jade for filth during the CBB5 media frenzy so good for her.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Alexandra De-Gale - BB9:



'You'll never ever be ready, memba I told you' well I'm certainly ready for this eviction. Alexandra was awful and I can't believe some people still love her and call her a QUEEN and things like that. She's human trash. When I look back at Alexandra's VT I actually like her and she looks set to be a pretty good housemate she was funny and fiery and most of all quite interesting tbh with her background converting to a Muslim etc. She wasn't really anything like her VT though. She was an aggressive, intimidating bully and she often provided uncomfortable viewing. She lost her cool because of some oven chips that Bex burnt and when Stephanie and Rachel attempted to defend her she was horrible towards them and made Rachel cry. Blew everything out of proportion and screamed at Steph calling her a prick. Thing was about Alexandra she wasn't even good in an argument she would just scream and shout random things often irrelevant things to do with the argument.

Her next nasty point was when Mo dressed up as a female for a party as a joke and Alexandra went off on one again. 'Im a Muslim and you're a Muslim' as she kept repeating and even though I STRONGLY dislike Mo I couldn't help feel a tiny bit sorry for him on this occasion. Anyone who makes me feel sorry for Mo just proves that they are scum also to be honest. However, if this woman was so strong in her belief towards her religion would she smoke and drink? As she said frequently no she wouldn't.

But most of all, if she was a Muslim would she threaten people who nominated her with her 'gangsta friends' and threaten to get them shot. No I don't think she would.

I save Biannca because titties and best Armageddon housemate. Fact.

Alexandra write up is now up.

[Pete.]

Alex was edited terribly and people forget that she had emotions ie crying in the diary room and laughing at the smallest things (even during her fight with Mo). All she needed was anger management classes tbh

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Alex was edited terribly and people forget that she had emotions ie crying in the diary room and laughing at the smallest things (even during her fight with Mo). All she needed was anger management classes tbh

No, she wasn't. You can't polish a turd (and vice versa)

[MB.]

I think Justine's refusing to be cut so she broke the forum

[Shaun]

where is the justince?

[EspeonBB]

160 something
Maysoon Shaladi (BB9)


More like Maysnooze

lol what am I meant to say about her? She was barely on the show and even when she was shown she wasn't doing anything interesting (unlike angelic goddess Hira), just sitting on the furniture being quiet. I think Mo had a crush on her or something or I may be getting that wrong and idc.

Also she randomly walked and I cannot for the life of me remember why. I will say she is one of the hottest BBUK girls ever though. Was this 100 words? Probably not but I don't really know how you expect me to write 100 words on Maysoon lol.

Saving <3 Adjoa <3

[Daniel.]

Alexandra QUEEN

[Shaun]

I always got the impression she walked because there was a massive food fight and idk maybe the mess got to her

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Alexandra QUEEN

Ewwww

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

cut Keeley save Maisy? I think?

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#. Keeley Johnson (BB11)



I think a lot of us had high hopes for Keeley but she just ended up being normal and vanilla :\ BB11 was my first series and I kinda drifted in and out at times because a 70-something episode show is EXHAUSTING for an American not used to the format (hell I thought BBUS was a ****ing endeavor until I came across this once-magical show) so let's see what I remember about Keeley. She was really short? I think she said that the house was disgusting, and it probably was? She and Steve were low-key insufferable in their Baron/Baroness bull**** I think? I remember that it was A Thing but I don't even care to remember the specifics of it until I rewatch 11 eventually so yeah.

I guess we can give Keeley some credit for pioneering BBUK medevacs, right? The fact that there are some people who can manage to break bones and have life-threatening injuries within the confines of a ridiculously safe television studio really intrigues me. Why was she even forced out of the house anyway? BBUK really isn't that strenuous of a show, homegirl could sit around on couches and gossip even if her leg is in a cast. I guess production tried to rectify this three years later by keeping Jackie Travers in when she conceived a power-walking injury (<333333)

But even in Keeley's BIG MOMENT she was so ridiculously overshadowed by Corin so that really says it all about Keeley doesn't it?

I'm saving Maisy because she and Keeley play kinda similar roles in BBUKdom for me, but I'm fresh off of a 12 rewatch so I'm more fond of Maisy atm.

I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD... BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING x

[Marsh.]

I remember Maysoon being involved in one of the food fights but that's about it.

[Babayaro.]

I can't believe Maysoon was actually in the house for 4 weeks, she's just as forgettable as Laura (BB11) and she was there for like what, 4 days?

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Some Bitch Called Justine (BB4)



Fun fact: Justine’s showing more expression in that image than she did in two weeks in the house.

In case my feelings on her weren't particularly clear already, there is literally no point in Justine… *googles surname* Sellman. No point. Justine Sellman is pointless. As far as Big Brother is concerned, Justine Sellman shouldn’t exist. Justine Sellman is an anomaly. A blip in time and space that was never supposed to be. A mistake of a housemate in BB4 of all series. Should she ever have been cast as a human being? Who knows.

All this goes to say that I remember little about Justine other than the amount that I dislike her, and in saying that I can’t – and don’t really want to – remember exactly why. Well, she was friends with Steph and that immediately puts her near the bottom of any BB4-shaped pile (she’s the third person I’ve cut from her series and I think a pattern’s beginning to emerge), she absolutely detested Jon, who happened to be surprisingly popular – being one of the few sources of entertainment or even footage an’ all (this also puts her near the bottom of the BB4 scrapheap. Not looking good for our Justine, is it?) although I suppose this rivalry was worth it for her look(s) of utter disgust at being evicted over him, and… um… that was it? I think she spoke about having had a nose job once? I’m struggling to recall anything else to write about. She was the bore to end all bores (sadly she did not) and not even in a lolrandom way, a la Laura. How she lasted this long into the ranking is beyond me.

Lol people could spend money to vote her back in at one point imagine that.

I'm saving Laura bc obviously.

Mad for it!

[Jason.]

Alexandra was awful. I don't understand how anyone could like her.