[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Pete.

Perched for the righteous Kenny drags from Macie

Have I been summoned?

Kenny absolutely sucks. His "revolutionary" strategy of pretending to be str8 was pointless and accomplished absolutely nothing. It was just a ploy for the cameras, and his "coming out" was somehow even more nauseating because he only did it to try to save face with the public once he found out that the First Five was hated. This is BBCanada and gay marriage had been legal in Canada for a decade at this point, there's no way that being gay would have shortchanged him on this show.

Furthermore, he tried to be a huge badass but was just incredibly whiny. He tried to hop onto the Paul vs. Andrew thing by screaming WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GROW UP DUDE and he thought he sounded all tough even though he was just a whiny drip in the background. When his whining actually got him into the forefront of an argument, he was flipping Ika off and telling her to shut her serpent-tongued mouth or whatever the **** like that means anything. He was just really pathetic all around. He said that Ika was ghetto trash, said that there's no point for Heather to be emotional over her letter from her boyfriend because they haven't been dating for that long, and he wanted to push Heather down the stairs when she made him a Have Not even though he was literally the only person to not be one yet. He's just a smug tryhard, like that time when Jon tried to make an alliance with him and Kenny answered him in THE most condescending way imaginable being all "WELL, you need to show me why I would want to work with you" and the muttering under his breath about how Jon was going home as soon as he left. I think Kenny was evicted that week anyway?

In conclusion, a beard is not a personality trait and it does not make you WACKY or INTERESTING. Kenny's personality still shone through and it was complete ****