[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Josy

Why is it that you wait for hours on a parcel being delivered then you pop out for a minute and that's when the delivery driver decides to appear

Even worse, you don't even leave the house and they put a note through the door saying 'sorry we missed you'

Sorry you missed me? you didn't even chap the door or press the doorbell you lying bastard

maybe God hates you?

I actually have the opposite experience most time. I think i might be a little bit psychic. I will wake up from sleep, and be annoyed, thinking WHY DID I JUST WAKE UP??? and i get annoyed that i have to go back to sleep, and then like 10 seconds later my phone rings and it is the UPS guy! and i'm like "wow, i'm grateful i was already awake" because i would have missed my package if i wasn't already awake.

My phone is never loud enough to wake me up when i'm asleep even if it's right by my head.