[smudgie]

Some things should never be divulged.

A few tamer episodes though, I once tried to kick a copper who was holding me at arms length, I missed, he kicked me back and I still have a little dent in my shin as a reminder.
Told one if my exes that of course we could get back together and yes I would marry him..yuk.
Slept with a few frogs thinking they were princes due to the old beer goggles...turned out ok in bed so all was good
Stood on the table dancing and stripping off in my local.....thankfully I was stopped before I took off the undies.
Squatted and done a number two at the side of a church, only to find my ruddy mother having a fit of laughter at the fact that I was on full view to the villagers Going about doing their shopping...thank goodness it was Xmas time and dark.
The rest is staying unsaid.

I don't drink now as I am not allowed a drop due to health issues..thankfully