[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

Tony, young and bold
Once sang a song called Gold

Back then he was slim as a rake
Not now, though, for Heaven's sake

But Tony's weight is not the issue
Get in your hand, ready, a tissue

For Lady C has been calling Tony names
And these are no games

She called him %$£% and $%£$% too
Nastiness you've find at the bottom of a loo

Tony stayed firm and said 'oh dear'
The man from Ballet showed no fear

Now Lady C is in firing line
Could it be her time?

To be ousted out
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

'Lady C to go from this place!
And back to your palace!'

But she still has fans despite her hate
Some would even call her their mate.

Ha,ha well done