[Benjamin]

Sorry all, had started mine then gave up last night and then started again at work today but my collegues dad died so had to cover her

[T*]

amazing neeeeeeeeeeve

[kirklancaster]

I've been playing catch up and waiting for Livia's entry, then just read Niamh's comments - Can someone tell me what page it's on as I seem to have missed it?

[Denver]

Well done Niamh

[Drew.]

Niamhs are always great

[Josiah.]

Commiserations to your friend's family. But Good job Niamh!

[Shaun]

(and yes you can post yours now ben and now this can end)

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I've been playing catch up and waiting for Livia's entry, then just read Niamh's comments - Can someone tell me what page it's on as I seem to have missed it?

I think Shaun said he's going to post links to them all at the end so they're all in one place

[Niamh.]

Thanks

[Natalie.]

Originally Posted by MaryMary'sBoyChild

I always knew LT was a mass debater Fandabbydozy Niamh

[Livia]

Niamh.... LMAO... brilliant x

[Benjamin]

Okay all, sorry this is late.

Thank you Shaun

Youtube video

Brush Ha - "Hair"


[Who Is She:]
Weaves up! Take the crowns down!

[Daniel_:]
Hair, (hair!) go slay!

(Oh ****! Oh ****! Oh ****! Oh ****!)

[Who Is She:]

So wrong

[Daniel_:]
Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!

[Verse 1 — Who Is She:]
Up in the thread with my homos, tryna get a lil' supply, get a lil bit of privacy (on TiBB), our hair ain’t that reals.
I saw Daniel, she was flexin’ her new weave, from the tea he was sipping without fear he wanted to tell me.
Tea Daniel decided to spill

[Daniel_:]
Oh Hai

[Verse 1 — Who Is She:]
He said Josy’s heavy, he was talkin’ about her gross monthly flow!
(Watch out! Oh! Watch out!)
He starts saying, "Josy Come get me! Come get me."
We all got up so ready and perched t’core, he said, "Josy, won’t know."
That's when she strolled in

[Chorus — Usher:]
Hair (hair), Daniel got down low and said come and try scalp me
Hair (hair), he got so caught up he let go of his weave
Hair (hair), Oh dear my gurl didn’t hear or see Josy
Hair (hair), next thing I knew she was grabbing him, left him bleedin’:

[Daniel_:]
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!



[Verse 2 — Who Is She:]
So she's got a piece of his head now, Scott, me and Ross decide to it’d be a good idea to try leave,
Need to be real now, 'Cause she's ready to de-weave (ready to de-weave)
But Adam tried to be a kween now, 'cause he’s on one again, ban’s he’s had plenty, but just come try me. Hosy.

Because she said I gave you one more ****ing chance before I make you leave,
But you still go, wasted your chance harrowing is what you’ll now see.
The way she about to blow
I'm like hair, gurls quick grab your weaves.
He asked for one more chance , too late.
Can I get ma wig back before I leave?
He’s dead.

[Chorus — Who Is She:]
Hair (hair), Adam got down low and said come and scalp me
Hair (hair), he got so caught up he let go of his weave
Hair (hair), Oh dear my gurl didn’t hear or see Josy
Hair (hair), next thing I knew she was grabbing him, left him reeling’:

[Adam:]
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!




[Verse 3 — Josy:]
Watch out!
Your talks ridiculous, in the thread being all malicious.
My bowl of oats is soggy, you made me scowl! I had it all ready but I’m outta milk now.
You made me come in here, I’m gonna hit the roof, You’re worse than having to deal with the ****ing truth.
So gimme a reason to ban you silly lil hoes, send you away, don’t you dare scamp me you lil hoes.

I’m on the rag and I hate you trolls, I ain’t fronting, I have no soul.
How you like me now, when my ban rate is now reaching a hundred thousand,
You skanks with your weaves, Josy’s here to make you beg on your sodding knees.
Say avant garde once more, you’ll regret what you said
Make me come online tonight I could be eating my McMuffin instead

[Chorus — Who Is She:]
Hair (hair), We got down low and said come and scalp me
Hair (hair), we got so caught up we let go of our weaves
Hair (hair), Oh dear my gurls didn’t hear or see Josy
Hair (hair), next thing I knew she was grabbing us, left him us screamin’:

[Who Is She :]
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!
Ma Hair, hair, hair! Hair, hair! Hair!


[Bridge — Josy:]
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go
Take that when you talk your crap, Josy got the hammer to make you all go

[T*]

oh my god i just found this in my imgur from last years xmasvision

WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME IT LOOKED LIKE SHANIQUA WAS BLOWING EDWARD

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Naimh

[Josiah.]

Ben, good work.

[T*]

ben didn't you write a song on the same topic last year you UNCREATIVE BASTARD

[MB.]

As always, thank **** for Josy

(well done Ben) (it's over, guys, we're free)

[Drew.]

Lovely one Turtle

[kirklancaster]

OMFG Niamh - Astounding. Top 5 at least from among an incredibly high standard of entries.

[Josiah.]

Wait! We still need voting details!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Mistletom*

ben didn't you write a song on the same topic last year you UNCREATIVE BASTARD

No, last year was Niahms husband and scott

[Jamie89]

Love it Ben

[Jay.]

niamh and ben

[Denver]

It's OK I guess but you should be deducted points for being 3 hours late

[Livia]

It was worth the wait Ben, great job x