[Macie Lightfoot]

Dishonorable Mentions - Big Brother UK 16:


Marc/q/k O'Neill - if you suffered through his entire stint in BB16 and don't think that he's the worst person currently alive on this planet then we approach this show with entirely different values and I don't know what else to say. The physical embodiment of why I *HATE* this meta-culture of Talking Points and Be A Good Housemate and all this other nonsense.


Helen Wood - alol I really didn't want to even ****ing include her, but just change all the male pronouns to female ones above and it holds true. If you suffered through BB15 *AND* BB16 and are still trying to ironically appreciate Helen or justify any bits of her behavior, we approach this show with entirely different sets of values. She's human garbage; she doesn't have any redeeming qualities. I could go on and on about calling Brian a rapist slash murderer (literally "slash"), but instead I'll touch on this --- stop slut shaming others when your ENTIRE EXISTENCE ON THIS PROGRAM stems from the fact that a footballer paid you to **** him. Okay I spent way too much time about someone who wasn't even a ****ing proper housemate moving on swiftly.


Joel Squarepants - "I'm totally straight but I'm patenting the slut drop as A Move Of My Own while I sing every word to Katy Perry and ABBA" you're fooling no one sis...x


Nick Henderson - I don't even feel like thinking about him so I'll just say that NickJoels are the worst type of people.


Simon Gross - "SHOWBIZ!!!!!" nope you're awful and look like Lord Voldemort **** off.


Sarah Greenwood - "I would certainly never get sexually assaulted because I create clear boundaries with others [/i]unlike some people, Joel[/i]" is a demonstratively ****ty position to take after someone got ejected for intimidating someone with their genitals. Other than that... did anyone other than Kieran care about when Danny touched her back during the eviction or whatever? And now that she is actually DATING Marc it really just confirms that she's one of the worst women in the entire franchise :3