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#17



Points: 105
Votes: 9

Ferne entered with, I imagine, the same sort of reputation that most TOWIE-ers who enter the Celebrity Big Brother house have, and that’s not a particularly good one. She was up against two arguably more famous reality stars, and seemingly didn’t stand a chance in hell. However, Ferne liked those odds. She won the first bush tucker trial she competed it, then went on to do roughly 65,000 more. One of these involved her being thrown into a pitch black pit and having to endure a boa constrictor wrap itself around her neck like Britney Spears’ VMA performance gone wrong. Another of these involved her having to eat a bloody ruddy motherfupping goddamn effing LIVE SPIDER, something for which alone she should have been handed the win on a plate (or in an upside-down glass), something which led to a somewhat infamous thread on here debating the ethics of eating a bloody ruddy motherfupping goddamn effing live spider on national TV, which in turn led to a TiBB Eurovision entry. Not many things in this ranking have had songs dedicated to them, let me tell you that. Being a trial beast aside, she struck up a lovely friendship with Vicky, a… more than friendship with George, and started up the short-lived Jungle Radio. For someone who most people wouldn’t have heard of – and those who had may not have heard the greatest view of – Ferne McCann managed to turn it around perhaps more than anyone in that jungle. And that’s why she’s earnt her spot in the top 20.