[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by jennyjuniper

Viacom should stop Gemma...............

1) BREATHING?
2) BEING AN OBESE MANIPULATIVE BITCH?
3) IRRESPONSIBLY GIVING BIRTH TO HUGE LITTERS OF PIGLETS?
4) BREAKING 'I SPEAK YOUR WEIGHT' MACHINES?
5) EATING PORK BECAUSE IT'S CANNIBALISM?
6) PARACHUTING HER OLD DRESSES ONTO THE JUNGLE CAMP AT CALAIS
BECAUSE THE ILLEGALS ARE USING THEM AS 200 MAN TENTS?
7) LYING DOWN ON THE BEACH BECAUSE IT STOPS THE TIDE FROM COMING
IN?
8) PRACTISING ACUPUNCTURE BY JABBING WHALING HARPOONS IN HER
OWN BACK?
9) LYING NAKED IN BUTCHERS SHOP WINDOWS WITH AN APPLE IN HER
MOUTH?
10) BUYING ONE AIRTICKET AND TAKING UP 4 SEATS?
11) GIVING AWAY TATTY OLD SHOES THEN STEALING THEM BACK?
12) ROLLING ON THE MOTORWAY ON A HOT DAY BECAUSE IT DISTORTS ALL THE TARMAC?


Have I got the correct ending to your unfinished sentence lovely Jenny?