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			I would have told the stupid idiot that if she returned the water and lemon would be free, but that there would be a £50 charge for the glass.  
 
Reminds me of the joke about an opportunist scrounger who went into a bistro and asked; "How much is the vegetable soup?" 
 
When told £3.00, he asked; "How much is the bread roll which is served with it?"?  
 
When told the bread was free, he tried to order just 6 bread rolls.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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