[Conzors]

oh god. why?

chapter 1.
i was born.

chapter 2.
i was gay.

chapter 3.
i wanted fame so i pranced around on jordans modeeling show and then i went on xfactor.

chapter 4.
i got my teeth whitened.

chapter 5.
i got a job on bb.

chapter 6.
i got short listed for a nta just cos old grannies vote and they like a stereotypical gay so therefore im there.

the end.

[Tinsel Toes]

Originally Posted by Conzors

oh god. why?

chapter 1.
i was born.

chapter 2.
i was gay.

chapter 3.
i wanted fame so i pranced around on jordans modeeling show and then i went on xfactor.

chapter 4.
i got my teeth whitened.

chapter 5.
i got a job on bb.

chapter 6.
i got short listed for a nta just cos old grannies vote and they like a stereotypical gay so therefore im there.

the end.

Chapter 4 should read I got massive veneers and its taken over 2 yrs for them to shrink back