[kirklancaster]

FFS - Kirk reaches for the anti-depressants before reaching for the 'Off' button.

First it was the abhorrent fake beast 'White Dee', now it's the even more abhorrent, even more fake, wrinkled prune of a stick insect, 'Fainting Fanny' - I can't take any more. They'll be putting the feck-ing Nolan's back in next.

Kirk's all done. I am going to hide away for the next few weeks in Frank Carson's dressing room.