[Dominic]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/whi...-is-your-enemy

You got: Katy Perry
You cannot escape Katy Perry. She is omnipresent and omnipotent, and if you cross her, she will DESTROY you. Or, perhaps, turn you into a dancing shark.

[Lostie!]

You got: Taylor Swift

Taylor doesn’t seem like your enemy at first. She’s so nice and wholesome! But gradually you being to notice that she’s always undermining you in little ways, and begin to suspect that she’s using you. It might already be too late for you.

[Pete.]

You got: Iggy Azalea

Iggy Azalea is the Queen of Lies, and should never be trusted. She is a gifted changeling who will stop at nothing in her quest to appropriate other cultures. If you don’t stop her now, she will NEVER go away.

[Dominic]

not igloo

[Braden]

You got: Macklemore

Macklemore is your nemesis. He means well, but is always doing dumb ****. You just want to take him aside and be like, “Dude, could you not?” But you know that just won’t work. But you’ve got to find a way to get through to him, before it’s too late!

[Xtopher]

Swift. Fine by me.

[Drew.]

You got: Adam Levine

When the time comes for you to vanquish Adam Levine, will you be ready? Or will you be just another victim of this slick-talking devil in leather pants? And, like, is he actually talking about being a cannibalistic serial killer in that song “Animal”? That’s pretty scary.

[Natalie.]

You got: Meghan Trainor
Meghan Trainor is the tyrant of a bubblegum world. You must rise up against her, and reclaim your dignity.

[Shaun]

Macklemore.

But idc Meghan Trainor I'll still see you in the playground after school bitch

[MB.]

You got: Meghan Trainor
Meghan Trainor is the tyrant of a bubblegum world. You must rise up against her, and reclaim your dignity.



obviously

[MB.]

(I'm guessing Sam Smith wasn't an option)

[Ninastar]

You got: Taylor Swift
Taylor doesn’t seem like your enemy at first. She’s so nice and wholesome! But gradually you being to notice that she’s always undermining you in little ways, and begin to suspect that she’s using you. It might already be too late for you.

I cant stand the bitch so they got something right at least

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kym marsh bc i had sex with her sisters bf (this is a true story)

[Jamie89]

You got: Taylor Swift
Taylor doesn’t seem like your enemy at first. She’s so nice and wholesome! But gradually you being to notice that she’s always undermining you in little ways, and begin to suspect that she’s using you. It might already be too late for you.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

kym marsh bc i had sex with her sisters bf (this is a true story)

Is this really true

[GiRTh]

You got: Adam Levine

When the time comes for you to vanquish Adam Levine, will you be ready? Or will you be just another victim of this slick-talking devil in leather pants? And, like, is he actually talking about being a cannibalistic serial killer in that song “Animal”? That’s pretty scary.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Is this really true

yes D':

i swear i mentioned it on here at some point in 2013 search it :wait:

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

kym marsh bc i had sex with her sisters bf (this is a true story)

welp

[Nicky91]

I also did get Taylor Swift

[Smithy]

You got: Iggy Azalea

Iggy Azalea is the Queen of Lies, and should never be trusted. She is a gifted changeling who will stop at nothing in her quest to appropriate other cultures. If you don’t stop her now, she will NEVER go away.

[Jake.]

Taylor

[Ross.]

Katy

[EspeonBB]

Meghan Trainor