£80 for a jar of 'Fresh Air'?
This family are nothing but nasty
Even though Hog, to be fair
I've bought more than one 'Fresh Air' pasty.
Surely these Chinese are not so dumb
To fall for a con like this?
'Fresh Yorkshire Air'? Ee By Gum
They must be taking 't piss.
Devon or Somerset I can't fault
If they need fresh clean air
But Yorkshire Air is full of now't
But poverty and despair.
It will all end in tears, Hog I swear,
'Cos this I'll tell you brother
When they've had one jar of that air
In 20 minutes they'll feel like another.
Keep that poetry coming Hog.
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