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Hai! Muh name is Bonnuh, I'm good-lookin'. I just like to be single and have a laugh and just go out there and blaze it up! I like to have everyone or everyfin'. Do you get meh? I'm sexuh, I'm funneh.. everyfin' and everyfin'.



I would get my boduh out and I would dance for the lads. I'll bring muh sexuh ass down 'ere. C'mon boys!



I fink everyone should just 'ave a wank-off competition. I'm quite easuh to wind up, actualluh. I'm quite an argumentative person, I'll 'ave everyone arguin' in there. I proper will, I'll rip 'em all up. I'll check it, don't wreck it. No sleepin', just partuhs. Even Davina will be, erm flickin' a bean.