[Pete.]

Episode 10

'You know I can be a bit hysterical and by now I could have resorted to ... bad ways.'

'I'm borderline hysterical.'

'I adore Dennis as well, Dennis who I've renamed Fluffy.'

'Maybe the British public who view go "oh look at that twat, so desperate for attention."'

'I kinda like a hot-house plant, I need to be in my own greenhouse.'

'By the time I leave I'll look like a mix of Bella Emberg and Rolf Harris.'

'[Emerges from toilet] Panic poos almost'

'Ow my ****ing ankle. Now more bruises, ya ****ing bastard.'

'[At Jodie's 1st eviction outfit] I wouldn't swill out of a stable like that.'

'[At Jodie's eviction] All dressed up for nothing.'

'I even shaved me legs.'

'Pete: [To Preston about Jodie] Who's gonna strip for your party?
Michael: She's come back for that.
Pete: True for 50 quid.'

'[About Traci's Birthday Present] Maybe it's 500 cigarettes and she doesn't smoke.'

'She [Rula] is a lovely, lovely woman. I just told her to **** off.'