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Old 25-04-2016, 04:54 PM #1
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Is this even real?

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Silly woman, you need to cook sausages first, think of the bacteria in uncooked sausages.
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Silly woman, you need to cook sausages first, think of the bacteria in uncooked sausages.
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It's a satire news site so no it isn't real, but at the same time it was Liverpool so it probably has happened at some point
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I was going to write a poem on how disgusting these sausages were that I bought in asda - I might just no now.
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Shouldn't they take the wo part out of the woman word?

But seriously I've been put off Sausages for a good day now.
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I dont know how people fall for this crap... The pic is fake enough as it is and then the story doesn't even make sense. As disgusting as it is, it's not illegal and how would people even know what she was doing in order for her to get arrested?
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I dont know how people fall for this crap... The pic is fake enough as it is and then the story makes me sense. As disgusting as it is, it's not illegal and how would people even know what she was doing in order for her to get arrested?
It could've been a threesome between the wo-man, Sausage, and a Pickle.
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But seriously I've been put off Sausages for a good day now.
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