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Originally Posted by Jack_

Of course, but if you're not a fan of 'trashy' behaviour and don't want to watch it - then I'd politely suggest that Big Brother may not be the show for you.

Over the course of seventeen series we've seen people getting naked and painting each other in clay, two housemates ****ing under the kitchen table, a guy having a wank on the sofa, men and women sucking nipples in a hot tub before a woman got fingered, a woman laying in the garden before shoving a bottle up her fanny, two housemates having sex on the sofa, a couple ****ing in the shower, a man having a wank in the shower, a guy towel drying his arse and bollocks in front of a young woman, a man masturbating under a duvet on the floor of a toilet, a man sitting naked on top of another man in the garden, a guy being tossed off before his cum is wiped up with a teddy bear, the creation of the actual quote 'open it', a man walking around the garden with tin foil over his cock and a man being asked to smell his own ejaculate after being wanked off - bearing in mind this is not an exhaustive list by any means - you're telling me that someone's skirt being too short that we can see their knickers is 'trashy'?

You're watching the wrong programme. Big Brother is trash television. Always has been, always will be.

F-ck that's funny mate

Laughing like a drain here