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Old 21-07-2016, 08:35 AM #1
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'THEY'D DO ANYTHING'


NANCY (spoken)
So, 'ow's BB17 goin' then Dodger? Is it still all 'acting' and "Game Playin'?...

DODGER (spoken)
Aw, it's gotten bloomin' worse, my darling.

NANCY (spoken)
Wotcha mean; "worse" Dodger? What they up to?

DODGER (sung)
They'd do anything
To win dear, anything
For that means everythink to them.
I know that
They'll tell any lies
But can't hide their shifty eyes.
It makes me despise--
'Em all.

[NANCY]
Would they suck on a naked breast?

[DODGER](laughs)
An' the rest!

[NANCY]
Have a shag in bed?

[DODGER](nods)
An' giving head!

[NANCY]
Was that Ryan and Hugh?

[DODGER]
An' a Zebra too!

[NANCY]
Betray their friends too?

[DODGER](laughs)
Was Judas a Jew?

They'd do anything
To win, yes -- Anything.
Yes they'd do anything to win.

[NANCY]
Anything?!

[DODGER]
Anything it's true!!

[NANCY (spoken)]
'Ere now, Oliver, you watched it.
What do you fink?
Do you fink "they'd do anything"

[OLIVER (sung)]
They'd do anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
To win dear

[OLIVER (sung)]
To win dear, anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
For winning means....

[OLIVER (sung)]
Everything to them

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ah, that's bloomin shockin'.

[OLIVER]
I know that
Just to hear those cheers,
Laura will shed crocodile tears.
To get that viewer vote Ryan will give deep throat

[BET]
Would they overact?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Stab others in the back?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Have a fake showmance?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Will they pretend they're a saint?

[OLIVER]
Even when they ain't!
They'd do anything
To win dears anything --
They'd do anything to win.

[BET]
Anything?!

[OLIVER]
Anything, it's true!!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Dance, Nancy.

[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, alright, Dodge. c'mon boys!
1-2-3...

[FAGIN]
Well my dears - I ain't no prude...
But would those girls dance in the nude?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
Would they form a 'clique'?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
An' bully the weak?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
They all sound like their sneaks!

[ALL]
They are Fagin - Everyone!
They just want Fortune and Fame
To them that's all in the game.
Yes, they'd do anything...

[FAGIN]
Anything?!

[ALL]
Anything to win.

[FAGIN] (spoken)
Not my Jason though -
He's different that boy.
He's got whatcha might call
BREEDING my dears.
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Old 21-07-2016, 08:38 AM #2
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'THEY'D DO ANYTHING'


NANCY (spoken)
So, 'ow's BB17 goin' then Dodger? Is it still all 'acting' and "Game Playin'?...

DODGER (spoken)
Aw, it's gotten bloomin' worse, my darling.

NANCY (spoken)
Wotcha mean; "worse" Dodger? What they up to?

DODGER (sung)
They'd do anything
To win dear, anything
For that means everythink to them.
I know that
They'll tell any lies
But can't hide their shifty eyes.
It makes me despise--
'Em all.

[NANCY]
Would they suck on a naked breast?

[DODGER](laughs)
An' the rest!

[NANCY]
Have a shag in bed?

[DODGER](nods)
An' giving head!

[NANCY]
Was that Ryan and Hugh?

[DODGER]
An' a Zebra too!

[NANCY]
Betray their friends too?

[DODGER](laughs)
Was Judas a Jew?

They'd do anything
To win, yes -- Anything.
Yes they'd do anything to win.

[NANCY]
Anything?!

[DODGER]
Anything it's true!!

[NANCY (spoken)]
'Ere now, Oliver, you watched it.
What do you fink?
Do you fink "they'd do anything"

[OLIVER (sung)]
They'd do anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
To win dear

[OLIVER (sung)]
To win dear, anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
For winning means....

[OLIVER (sung)]
Everything to them

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ah, that's bloomin shockin'.

[OLIVER]
I know that
Just to hear those cheers,
Laura will shed crocodile tears.
To get that viewer vote Ryan will give deep throat

[BET]
Would they overact?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Stab others in the back?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Have a fake showmance?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Will they pretend they're a saint?

[OLIVER]
Even when they ain't!
They'd do anything
To win dears anything --
They'd do anything to win.

[BET]
Anything?!

[OLIVER]
Anything, it's true!!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Dance, Nancy.

[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, alright, Dodge. c'mon boys!
1-2-3...

[FAGIN]
Well my dears - I ain't no prude...
But would those girls dance in the nude?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
Would they form a 'clique'?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
An' bully the weak?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
They all sound like their sneaks!

[ALL]
They are Fagin - Everyone!
They just want Fortune and Fame
To them that's all in the game.
Yes, they'd do anything...

[FAGIN]
Anything?!

[ALL]
Anything to win.

[FAGIN] (spoken)
Not my Jason though -
He's different that boy.
He's got whatcha might call
BREEDING my dears.
Well done Kirk,your talents are wasted
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Old 21-07-2016, 08:49 AM #3
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Well done Kirk,your talents are wasted
I just thought that you and Hot2Go, ChuffMeDizzy and the Jason gang needed cheering up.
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THATS BRILLIANT KIRKY

I heard the cast were gonna perform it to the housemates but it got cancelled because Bulls Eye jumped over the wall when he saw Charlie.
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Old 21-07-2016, 09:46 AM #5
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THATS BRILLIANT KIRKY

I heard the cast were gonna perform it to the housemates but it got cancelled because Bulls Eye jumped over the wall when he saw Charlie.
FM !!! This is so genuinely hilarious H2G, I nearly choked.
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Excellent Kirk and all so very true.
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'THEY'D DO ANYTHING'


NANCY (spoken)
So, 'ow's BB17 goin' then Dodger? Is it still all 'acting' and "Game Playin'?...

DODGER (spoken)
Aw, it's gotten bloomin' worse, my darling.

NANCY (spoken)
Wotcha mean; "worse" Dodger? What they up to?

DODGER (sung)
They'd do anything
To win dear, anything
For that means everythink to them.
I know that
They'll tell any lies
But can't hide their shifty eyes.
It makes me despise--
'Em all.

[NANCY]
Would they suck on a naked breast?

[DODGER](laughs)
An' the rest!

[NANCY]
Have a shag in bed?

[DODGER](nods)
An' giving head!

[NANCY]
Was that Ryan and Hugh?

[DODGER]
An' a Zebra too!

[NANCY]
Betray their friends too?

[DODGER](laughs)
Was Judas a Jew?

They'd do anything
To win, yes -- Anything.
Yes they'd do anything to win.

[NANCY]
Anything?!

[DODGER]
Anything it's true!!

[NANCY (spoken)]
'Ere now, Oliver, you watched it.
What do you fink?
Do you fink "they'd do anything"

[OLIVER (sung)]
They'd do anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
To win dear

[OLIVER (sung)]
To win dear, anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
For winning means....

[OLIVER (sung)]
Everything to them

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ah, that's bloomin shockin'.

[OLIVER]
I know that
Just to hear those cheers,
Laura will shed crocodile tears.
To get that viewer vote Ryan will give deep throat

[BET]
Would they overact?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Stab others in the back?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Have a fake showmance?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Will they pretend they're a saint?

[OLIVER]
Even when they ain't!
They'd do anything
To win dears anything --
They'd do anything to win.

[BET]
Anything?!

[OLIVER]
Anything, it's true!!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Dance, Nancy.

[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, alright, Dodge. c'mon boys!
1-2-3...

[FAGIN]
Well my dears - I ain't no prude...
But would those girls dance in the nude?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
Would they form a 'clique'?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
An' bully the weak?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
They all sound like their sneaks!

[ALL]
They are Fagin - Everyone!
They just want Fortune and Fame
To them that's all in the game.
Yes, they'd do anything...

[FAGIN]
Anything?!

[ALL]
Anything to win.

[FAGIN] (spoken)
Not my Jason though -
He's different that boy.
He's got whatcha might call
BREEDING my dears.
Kirky in my seven or eight years in these forums this is the best I have seen. BRILLIANT. I wouldnt be a huge fan of Jason lately but this is outstanding. It took thought and creativity xxx
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Excellent Kirk and all so very true.
Thanks HiJax, I love a bit of diversion when I'm bored.
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Kirky in my seven or eight years in these forums this is the best I have seen. BRILLIANT. I wouldnt be a huge fan of Jason lately but this is outstanding. It took thought and creativity xxx
Thanks Riona, I did a Yul Brynner parody - The King And I - specifically for you and Hog on another thread of Hogs, but you must have missed it.

They never take me long Riona - this one was about 15 minutes - guess I have a gift for writing drivel.
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Thanks Riona, I did a Yul Brynner parody - The King And I - specifically for you and Hog on another thread of Hogs, but you must have missed it.

They never take me long Riona - this one was about 15 minutes - guess I have a gift for writing drivel.
I have been really busy lately and havent done any poems for hog but hope to do one before the end of the series. I will go back to see if i can find yours I love writing poems also. I am doing summer camp with kids this week and they are so creative writing little stories and poems and having fun with words. Well done again buddy
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I have been really busy lately and havent done any poems for hog but hope to do one before the end of the series. I will go back to see if i can find yours I love writing poems also. I am doing summer camp with kids this week and they are so creative writing little stories and poems and having fun with words. Well done again buddy
Looking forward to it Riona. Thanks.
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