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Originally Posted by Braden
What are the facts to Frank being amazing? I'm genuinely interested because I didn't think much of him when I watched Africa for the first time last year.
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Frank is just suuuuuuuuuuch an absurd human being. He didn't know what brunch was. He served in the American branch of the military -- it's called freedom. He contributed to a game of Never Have I Ever by confessing that he has never broken the honor of a handshake (which is even funnier when you remember that this immediately followed Teresa revealing that she joined the mile high club.) He felt more comfortable communicating with elephants than with Lex, which me too sis. He responded to someone asking him if he needs a break by matter-of-factly stating that he had nine months of softness in his mother's womb and everything after that is hard. After sensing his impending boot, he attempted to fit in with his tribe and up his social game by launching into a tirade against liberal media and anti-gun activists while everyone screamed in horror and tried to get him to shut up.
Everything about him is hilarious to me. He's without a doubt one of the craziest people to ever be on this show and he plays suuuuuch an important part in weaving the beautiful tapestry that is known as Samburu (Lindsey hysterically sobbing on the ground that she's gonna kill herself if they don't vote out Frank might be my favorite Lindsey moment of them all.) I think some people hate him because they're sooooo offended by his outdated social views and that he's not PC but he's a complete caricature who isn't supposed to be taken seriously. Not to mention that all you ****ers love the Morretts and Danielle McMahon so who cares.