[Kazanne]

Watching her last night on LF told me exactly what she is,walking round topless in front of everyone,she sure thinks she is sexy,how wrong is she? she wouldn't appeal to anyone with class or morals, only those of the lowest common denominator ,a total skank who looks disgusting and acts disgusting, she has no conversational skills, she's a tramp, even James got up to go and get an indigestion tablet,LOL

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Watching her last night on LF told me exactly what she is,walking round topless in front of everyone,she sure thinks she is sexy,how wrong is she? she wouldn't appeal to anyone with class or morals, only those of the lowest common denominator ,a total skank who looks disgusting and acts disgusting, she has no conversational skills, she's a tramp, even James got up to go and get an indigestion tablet,LOL

So TRUE Kaz.

What genuinely AMAZES me, is that, ANYONE with PLASTIC ENHANCED breasts who take PRIDE in displaying them are totally whacked out deluded.

THEY ARE NOT THEIRS. THEY ARE FECKING SILICONE!!!!

It is as banal as some guy who wears a toupee whipping it off and HOLDING IT ALOFT to the world whilst screaming; "Look at my beautiful head of hair".

AND - from the 'Two house bricks in the feet of a pair of tights' look, to the 'perfectly round footballs stuck on the chest' look - I personally, have NEVER seen ANY fake tits which actually LOOK anything BUT fake.

They do NOT feel 'natural' either.

Anyway, I must dash now Kaz - this cucumber I keep in my jockeys is beginning to 'turn' and needs changing.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

So TRUE Kaz.

What genuinely AMAZES me, is that, ANYONE with PLASTIC ENHANCED breasts who take PRIDE in displaying them are totally whacked out deluded.

THEY ARE NOT THEIRS. THEY ARE FECKING SILICONE!!!!

It is as banal as some guy who wears a toupee whipping it off and HOLDING IT ALOFT to the world whilst screaming; "Look at my beautiful head of hair".

AND - from the 'Two house bricks in the feet of a pair of tights' look, to the 'perfectly round footballs stuck on the chest' look - I personally, have NEVER seen ANY fake tits which actually LOOK anything BUT fake.

They do NOT feel 'natural' either.

Anyway, I must dash now Kaz - this cucumber I keep in my jockeys is beginning to 'turn' and needs changing.

I'm all for someone showing off true beauty Kirk,but really someone should be kind enough to tell her she looks horrendous,as for your cucumber ,swap it for a courgette they last longer

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I'm all for someone showing off true beauty Kirk,but really someone should be kind enough to tell her she looks horrendous,as for your cucumber ,swap it for a courgette they last longer:hehe:

Ah... I used to stuff rolled up socks down my trunks at the swimming baths to increase my 'bulge' and impress the girls, but it backfired on me Kaz, because when I got out of the baths, so much water kept running out of the damn things, all the girls thought I was pissing myself and ran away in disgust.

Spoiler:

I'm JOKING of course. I am so humongous down there I don't need 'enhancements'.

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Ah... I used to stuff rolled up socks down my trunks at the swimming baths to increase my 'bulge' and impress the girls, but it backfired on me Kaz, because when I got out of the baths, so much water kept running out of the damn things, all the girls thought I was pissing myself and ran away in disgust.

Spoiler:

I'm JOKING of course. I am so humongous down there I don't need 'enhancements'.

Oh, how for the good old days when life was so much simpler! There's nothing like a sock to provide enhancement!

[notime]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Watching her last night on LF told me exactly what she is,walking round topless in front of everyone,she sure thinks she is sexy,how wrong is she? she wouldn't appeal to anyone with class or morals, only those of the lowest common denominator ,a total skank who looks disgusting and acts disgusting, she has no conversational skills, she's a tramp, even James got up to go and get an indigestion tablet,LOL

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