[mr rochester]

I'm a party girl
In a party world
I'm pneumatic and semi-acrobatic
Naughty Teddy Bear
This wren's nest in my hair
Proves I'm sassy
Elegant and classy

Your my plaything - I'm the house King
...ah...ah...ah...ah...
Can your lips take one more bee sting?
...ah...ah...ah...ah...

I am a Grotesque, pathetic at Burlesque
I'm a sloven
Yet I want to govern
Over dopes like you
Who love a low I.Q
Education? Mine will shock the nation

We are sleazy, we are common
...ah...ah...ah...ah
We're both chavs and you're my woman
...ah...ah...ah...ah

When we both get out
And I've enhanced my pout
We'll spend our stashes on my new eye-lashes
Bear I must impress
Though we have no finesse
With regions nether
We have to stick together...

Sorry Babe - I'm outside smokin'
...ah...ah...ah...ah...
You and me Babe? Are you jokin'?
...pah...pah...pah...pah