[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Livia

Which is why I don't buy anything Chinese.

you beat me to it.

I once did a 'Stand Up' at a Charity Concert and during repartee with the audience, I asked anyone who had ever eaten dog to put their hands up - not a raised hand. I then asked who had ever eaten a Chinese takeaway, and, predictably, nearly all the audience raised their hands.

"Why didn't you all put your hands up the first time you prats".

It got the biggest laugh of the night.