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Old 21-09-2016, 01:37 PM #1
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Default Family flee their home after finding dozens of spiders in bunch of Asda bananas
whose bite brings four-hour erection then death

  • Sophie Newcombe and Ashley Gamble found deadly spiders in bananas
  • Mother-of-two was unpacking Asda shop when she spotted a nest
  • She dropped bunch of bananas and Brazilian wandering spiders escaped
  • Couple have moved out of their home with their two young daughters

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Mother-of-two Sophie Newcombe, 26, was unpacking the weekly shop when she spotted a white nest attached to the side of a banana.

She dropped the fruit in fright and both Sophie and her partner, Ashley Gamble, watched in horror as the Brazilian wandering spiders escaped in all directions through their Leicester home.

The venomous spiders have a bite that cause long and painful erections in males, followed by death, within a matter of hours.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4Ktgk8yw2
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Old 21-09-2016, 01:38 PM #2
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I would ask to keep the 4 hour erection but can I be cured of death?
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Spiders are so beautiful.
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Looks like I won't be eating the rest of this banana, then...
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Spiders don't tend to bite, although they do like to hide in shoes and behind pictures on walls ..... I used to live in an area with venomous scorpions, spiders, snakes and the most vicious caterpillars ever imaginable .... sure kept you light on your feet.
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When I worked at Tesco a few years back, we had to check each bunch of bananas before putting them out since it incidents like this happen more often then you'd expect.

Put me off them for life.
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Just as well bananas are going extinct!
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I think I am a banana tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od6hY_50Dh0
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This is why i always buy them loose in store.

that way when you get bit you can bone the hot shelf stacker for 4 hours.
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Bye I'm never touching a banana again
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wont somebody think about the 4 hour erection?
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very useful at a garden party. More tea vicar?
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