Just catching up on Tuesday's (one of the funniest episodes of CBB a long time) and last nights and omfg I'm pissing. Here's a selection of ma faves so far
Nicola on water:
'This is for washing in, not drinking' WTF
'You're a boring **** during the day, and an even bigger **** when you've had a drink'
Austin: 'I don't need a microphone!' *screams into the microphone*
Austin after putting water in James' bed: 'he's so stupid
' (the way he said that really made me laugh
)
Even Coleen's making me laugh omg, saying 'I believed in God until two hours ago'
and then channelling her inner Ron Swanson:
Jamie: 'That dinner looks quite nice actually'
Coleen: 'Yeah if you're a rabbit'
Angie Best, 
Some hilarious quotes over the last few days
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