[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

"Sorry Kat you gotta get back to your hat "

[LemonJam]

Episode 3 highlights:

Aneal: Me and Jillian have a personal connection.
-earlier in the store room-
Jillian: I can't ****ing stand Aneal

Peter: When I looked at the red team (Gary, Danielle, Aneal, Topaz) I thought they would lose, they suck
Tom: -in bland af voice- Theres no way I'm gonna lose, especially to the red team.
-red team beats Peter and Toms team-

<333333

-Gary gets nominated-
Gary: I'm gonna win this game... until then... -lowers veil- it's a funeral

End of the episode:
Find out on Big Brother Canada, only on slice
-music cuts and shows Aneal dramatically crying for an uncomfortable period of time-
Editors are savage omg

Jillian is such a fun HoH actually it's a shame she's UTR1 the rest of the time because her confessionals are adorkable.

[Macie Lightfoot]

omg there were two confessionals during Jillian's HOH reign that were *HILARIOUS* to me but I barely remember them. One was because she got her face up really close to the camera and started whispering or something, it was divine.

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

omg there were two confessionals during Jillian's HOH reign that were *HILARIOUS* to me but I barely remember them. One was because she got her face up really close to the camera and started whispering or something, it was divine.

I think that might be a future HoH!

Further week 2 highlights:

Mastermind Aneal crying infront of everyone only pissing them off further <3

On Peters fake rash:
Talla: Like I have itch cream if you need it... don't ask me why I do.

-Tom bitching about Talla taking the vodka-
Jillian: Good talk. Hey Emmett wanna go have sex?
Emmett: Sure
Jillian: Sweet

Aneal rapping awkwardly as his nominee speech and absolutely nobody laughing

Arisa accidentally telling houseguests in the DR how many votes Danielle has

Arisa: Who would you least want love advice from, Peter or Talla?
Talla: :O

Arisa: Who would hold a grudge for the longest? Gary or Aneal?
-camera cuts to Gary sulking in the corner-

Arisa: How many litres of batter were used in the Have Not challenge
-everybody writes realistic answers quickly while AJ writes slowly on his board-
Arisa: I need your answer AJ
AJ: Oh. -raises 140-
Audience:
AJ: :\

Arisa: You just won HoH Tom, how does it feel?!
Tom: Amazing.
Arisa: ...
Tom: ...
Arisa: ...

The live shows of BBCan1 are the best episodes not gonna lie.

[Macie Lightfoot]

IT'S GONNA BE A BANANAS EVICTION ~~~ x

[LemonJam]

We all know these gems but I cant leave them unnoticed:

Aneal: I just think you're such a positive representation of-
Suzette: ANEAL YOU'VE BEEN STABBING ME IN THE FUCKING BACK SINCE DAY ONE SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Suzette: Tom you get your wish you fucking redneck

****ing iconic

Talla: Didn't eat the pizza, consumed the beer
-gives Aneal a lap dance-

Gary's alter ego Gerald
Gerlad: I'm seeing this girl called Lisa, I think she calls herself Liza but I don't give a ****
Everyone:
Tom: :\

Gary's first attempt at washing clothes

Gary during a workout:
Gary: I'm throwing uuuuup
Emmett: ...that's spit.

Gary and Suzette this week have been GOLD.

[Lostie!]

I loved Suzette sf much

[Macie Lightfoot]

Suzette *IS* BBCanada.

[LemonJam]

Gary jumping around the garden with balloons screaming "MOM, MOM, MOM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS" once he wins HoH lmao

I love all the little tasks BBCan does and the foot massaging task gave us:
Suzette almost climaxing from Alec rubbing her foot
Gary: USE BOTH HANDS EMMETT
Talla licking Peters toe

After Toms eviction:
Tom: I'm still shocked
Arisa: ...really?...everyone?
Savage

Alec: Tom you insulted my role model Will Kirby so you have to go.
Andrew: Tom you spent all the time lifting weights and the only thing that got bigger was your head.
Gary: Never underestimate the power of glitter!
Suzette: It's kinda sweet to see you leave the house!
Peter: Even though stupid is curable, ignorance is forever and don't worry about Liza, I'll keep her warm. (ew but lol)

Has there ever been more savage goodbye messages?

[LemonJam]

Jillian: I vote to evict -cat paws- Liza

[LemonJam]

-Peter gets a sympathy segment when he's given a task to eat a salad which he struggles to do-

Jillian: Who can't eat a salad with vegetables, that's just weird :\

Why did I sleep on Jillian so much?

[LemonJam]

Talla in her insanely transparent "I did not know that" task:

Talla: So you did teaching as a major or a minor?
Jillian: No I did a focus area in sciences, biology and earth science.
Talla: What is Earth Science?
Jillian: Science of... the earth?
Talla: ...wow, I did not know that!

Talla: What was the longest you've been apart from your brother?
Andrew: When I was 22 I was in Germany-
Talla: You'd need a travelers visa or something for that... is that a real thing?
Andrew: Yes.
Talla: ...I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

I always thought BB2 had the best final 5 but my rewatch is giving me second thoughts.

[LukeB]

Do you like underrated Jillian?

[JerseyWins]

Jillian & Talla

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Do you like underrated Jillian?

I've really come around to her! I had absolutely no thoughts on her going into it (I think she was even a bottom 10 houseguest for me at one point?!?!?!?!) but she's been one of the best parts of the rewatch! A few of my thoughts have changed a bit since the rewatch (I have 2.5 episodes left) so I'm glad I did it!

Also:

Zoe Winbur: Twinsie, I think you're missing a little bit of glitter! Hahahahahaha just kidding, I'm choking on it right now!!! *chokes*

Garys confessionals since his return are even better.

[LemonJam]

Pre-rewatch ranking:

1. Talla
2. AJ
3. Gary
4. Andrew
5. Topaz
6. Suzette
7. Emmett
8. Aneal
9. Danielle
10. Jillian
11. Kat
12. Alec
13. Liza
14. Tom
15. Peter

Post-rewatch ranking

1. Gary - Obviously.
2. Talla - Was my favourite but she just isn't as ~layered~ as Gary is.
3. Andrew - Has funny but natural confessionals, great one liners and ridiculous relationship with Talla. TiBB sleeps on him tbh. Hope to see more contestants like him in future.
4. Suzette - Amazing but we already knew that.
5. Topaz - Forgot how rootable she is.
6. Jillian - UTRfun Goddess morphing into a brutal strategist giggling in the DR about going back on her word over and over has been a delight to rewatch.
7. Emmett - Nice guy slowly losing his **** over being around crazy people
8. AJ - It's PAINFUL to put him this low because I've been like his #1 fan on here but... the others are just better... and his whole shtick can be a bit forced.
9. Aneal - So unfortunate <3
10. Danielle - Anyone with "aspiring actress" as their occupation so boldly gets some love anyway.
11. Alec - Not as bad as I remembered! Obviously screwing over Topaz sucked buuuuuuut it gave us an almost perfect final 5 so... kudos?
12. Kat - Second favourite first boot now! (After Risha obv) EDIT: Just seen her Suzette jealousy in the finale ****
13. Liza - I remember on the feeds she was arrogant as hell and self-congratulating but I barely remember that now lolol
14. Peter - I think I'll get SLAUGHTERED for this but again, not as bad as I remembered?!?!?!?! Obviously he's still **** but I was expecting him to be much worse.
15. Tom - Boring and an asshole. Nuff said.

[LemonJam]

So I'm rewatching 3 as much as I can before the rewatch:

Sindy: I'm Sindy with an S!
Zach: S-I-N-D-Y?
Sindy: Wow! You can spell!
Zach: :\

ALSO noticed Graig and Risha said "Nice to see you" rather than "Nice to meet you" and ask each other how they are? Did they know each other?!

Neda predicting Sarah winning

Arisa: Canada has decided who will be evicted!
Risha: Maybe that topless hot tub scene would help...sorry
Pilar: That's okay
Risha: ...not sorry
Pilar: :\

Ugh I get like Pilar is cute and sweet and obviously not a cam-whore but she was such a non-entity to the season, imagine if Sarah, Godrey, Brittnee AND RISHA made it to final 5 instead

During the HoH where they have to support themselves with ledges on each side of a box and a piece of rope:
Bobby: If you get tired just do one of these!
-flips upside down with ease-
Bobby: You know what I mean?!
Sindy: ...okay...

Everyone seeing through Kevin almost every time he gets a mastermind edit. Like I don't even know where the myth that he's a good player comes from because the edit so far almost makes him like satire.

Graig strategizing with the chop shop while he's taking a shit is hilarious idc what anyone says

[Morgan.]

I'm 10 episodes into BBCAN2 and absolutely loving it!

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

I'm 10 episodes into BBCAN2 and absolutely loving it!

look forward to hearing your opinions at the end!

[Daniel-X]

So I'm currently watching BBCan4 before the new series start, I'm mid way through week four at the moment (Raul and Kelsey on the block after Joel nominated) and Cassandra, Nikki and Kelsey are the holy trinity? Yes?

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

look forward to hearing your opinions at the end!

Its the second one I've watched (currently re-watching 4 after seeing it live last year) and honsestly I loved it. I liked the Cast, the dynamics, the gameplay, the challenges. Will probably go to 3 after my rewatch of 4. And then finish 1, but I really cant get into it.

[Daniel-X]

As a sidenote to my earlier post: Loveita was my favourite watching live first time round (I stopped after Christine's eviction) but idk she just doesn't appeal to me as much watching it when it's not live.

[JerseyWins]

When I read that I was thinking "How the hell does an all-female holy trinity of BBCAN4 not include Loveita"

(and how do people like Cassandra but that's a whole other story)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Loveita kinda isn't all that great to me either lol. Like, "a terrible player somehow gets hold of wayyyyyyyyy too much power and destroys everything" sounds great on paper but in practice it was kinda flat?

[Daniel-X]

I just had to come here to comment on how I ****ing cried at the difference in Loveita and Kelsey's reactions at being told they were going into The Secret Suite. Kelsey just like 'aw yay' and Loveita literally screaming her ****ing tits off with excitement