[Gusto Brunt]

Well my former neighbour was a good man, who if he had not have been a caretaker, would have easily found his vocation in the priesthood.

He had such a calming voice. It did feel as if I was talking to a 'man of the cloth'.

So now he's gone, and it's sad, because in his place is a fat bloke who has his music turned up on the weekends.