[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.

You're evil.That's definitely a Tory policy.

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

You're evil.That's definitely a Tory policy.

You have to outwit the little beggars or they run rings around you.

[MB.]

I assumed this was the new chat thread

[Alf]

I've never got why this is such an issue.

There is no right or wrong way to have it.

Very snobbish behaviour indeed.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Alf

I've never got why this is such an issue.

There is no right or wrong way to have it.

Very snobbish behaviour indeed.

You'd be snobbish too if you had to keep throwing out underwear.

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.

Oh good idea! Can see from other responses that this is an international issue of contention.

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Alf

I've never got why this is such an issue.

There is no right or wrong way to have it.

Very snobbish behaviour indeed.

Well I have to explain from a ladies point of view that it it can be quite disastrous to get up in the night a bit fuzzy and sleepy and literally fall in the toilet.

[Beso]

Tell the mum to piss on his pillow.

[AnnieK]

I live in a house with 3 males.....it takes .5 seconds to put the seat down if I go after them. It's not worth the constant nagging...

[Beso]

I dont fully understand this.

Should.men put the sit on bit down after lifting it for a piddle?

Cause if its down when mem go in then the womans just left it sitting knowing full well that twat over there is going to be next in.

Fyi...that seat covering is pointless no matter how much material you shove on it.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by parmnion

the sit on bit down

Have you had a drink?

[Marsh.]

Anyway, my habit when I was a kid was not bothering to lift the lid and at random intervals throughout the day you'd hear the ladies of the household scream out as their buttocks hit a puddle of pee.

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I assumed this was the new chat thread

2, quite apt

[Calderyon]

I also thought that this was a chat thread, so i rushed to make my one and only post in it. Disappointed.

[Kizzy]

Glue something to the cistern so the seat won't stay up, and he'll have to hold it up have a wee then put it down

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

I also thought that this was a chat thread, so i rushed to make my one and only post in it. Disappointed.

We need some light relief in here.

[user104658]

Genuine question: Why do people need to put it up in the first place? Do most males really struggle with their aim that much? I get it straight down the middle into the water with pinpoint accuracy so... never bother putting it up in the first place .

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Genuine question: Why do people need to put it up in the first place? Do most males really struggle with their aim that much? I get it straight down the middle into the water with pinpoint accuracy so... never bother putting it up in the first place .

The William Tell of toilet users.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

I live in a house with 3 males.....it takes .5 seconds to put the seat down if I go after them. It's not worth the constant nagging...

Yeah, honestly I'd rather put tbe seat down than sit on a pissy seat

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Genuine question: Why do people need to put it up in the first place? Do most males really struggle with their aim that much? I get it straight down the middle into the water with pinpoint accuracy so... never bother putting it up in the first place .

You only have female small people remember

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Alf

The William Tell of toilet users.

Oliver Queen thanks, I'm not 90

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Oliver Queen thanks, I'm not 90

I had to google him.

I'm so out of touch.

[Brillopad]

Originally Posted by jaxie

I have a nephew who drives his mother crazy leaving the toilet seat up. When she complains he will say things like if men and women are equal a woman is as capable of putting it down as he is. It almost has become a rebellious game with him but I have noticed he also leaves the seat up when visiting me. His mum is really worried this is becoming the norm and that people he visits will think him badly mannered and rude. He's a young adult so not a child really.

Anyone have any thoughts about the toilet seat or advice for his mum?

Superglue!