[Alf]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Lukaku is brilliant signing for Utd tbh, incredible scoring record for a distinctly average Everton side. Probably get 30+ if he stays fit next season, luckily Studge is a much better finisher and will also be fit for the full season and hit 50+.

On the other side I really don't think Everton are going to come out of this as well as most people seem to think. They're signing decent players for big money but they're not top 4 standard players really, Lukaku is the only one of those they had. Going to be a little bit similar to us and Spurs selling Suarez and Bale and buying a whole bunch of alright players then collapsing, although Everton were only average in the first place so I suggest Alf gets preparing for life in the Championship

You can't beat a good old jealous scum supporter.

The second greatest Liverpudlian player of all time (after Dixie of course) back at Liverpool's number 1 and original football club.

It's the greatest thing to happen to that city, since the Ken Dodd statue was erected.