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Old 02-08-2017, 11:00 PM #1
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Had a leak in the kitchen ceiling, plaster board was wet so made a hole to see where the leak was coming from, rang a roofer he came out, said it was a slipped tile and moss, leak fixed!, well now its raining again and its leaking again

But tonight a bat flew in the kitchen thru the hole in the ceiling, already got squirrel in the loft.

What next, raph poking his head thru the hole.
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Had a leak in the kitchen ceiling, plaster board was wet so made a hole to see where the leak was coming from, rang a roofer he came out, said it was a slipped tile and moss, leak fixed!, well now its raining again and its leaking again

But tonight a bat flew in the kitchen thru the hole in the ceiling, already got squirrel in the loft.

What next, raph poking his head thru the hole.
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Too late now, probably... but in case it happens again, turn off all the lights and open all the windows. He'll find his way out.
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