[Cal.]

A big FAT mess

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Saffia Corden

I really have nothing to say about Saffia? I'll try but what really is there to discuss?

Saffia had quite a promising VT imo, potentially looking like she could be the bitch of the house, which for her 6 day stay she was? Lol. Anyway everyone remember Saffia for her feud with Sophia but that's memorable because of Sophia imo, she was the one who came up with the iconic lines and made the arguments memorable. Saffia left because she apparently missed her kid but lbr it's because Kris chose the more attractive Sophie over her. She wasn't a loss to this series at all and she was rather a basic bitch, so bye.

Buy Shower by Becky G

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Well thankfully you arent. He is a POS.

I'm not sure what a POS is but anyway

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Shaun you really should update the contents. I don't know whether or not it's appropriate for me to do my write-up on non-factor Laura BB11

[Shaun]

You'd only misread them anyway

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Originally Posted by Shaun

You'd only misread them anyway

what does that mean

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Hmm... I'll allow this to continue on the proviso that reece does both writeups before round 5. If she doesn't she shall be replaced! You'll have plenty of time because I'm back on sunday and won't be writing a bio for whoever I eliminate on my phone

Jake's nominations were made this morning. And they are...




Aden (BB12) - Alison (BB3) - Charlie (BB10) - David (BB8) - Emma (BB5) - Jonathan (BB7) - Jonty (BB8) - Kimberly (BB15) - Laura (BB11)
Louise (BB12) - Narinder (BB2) - Saffia (BB10) - Sam (BB17) - Saskia (BB6) - Shievonne (BB13) - Spiral (BB7) - Sylvia (BB9) - Tania (BB4)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW! Y'all have 12 hours to make your decisions, otherwise someone else can step in.

Ok so Cal saves narinder and axes ???
RobertC saves Sam (?!) and axes Laura

Leaving Aden, David and Louise for Cal and Reece to play with

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Ok so Cal saves narinder and axes Laura

Leaving Aden, David, Sam and Louise for Robert and Reece to play with

I axed Laura before Cal did

[Shaun]

so you saved sam then?

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Originally Posted by RobertC

Seeing as my vote against Jonathan was discounted (since someone actually wanted to save Jonathan ) I'm gonna Save Narinder Cut Laura BB11 I guess?

Originally Posted by Cal.

I already saved Narinder /slap

Originally Posted by RobertC

In that case I save Sam Giffen

See?

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Originally Posted by Shaun

so you saved sam then?

Yeah. My vote should've been counted ages ago

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Also the Gerry write-up was already posted and should be in the contents. It's the Cameron write-up that needs to be added + all the people that have been cut by me and others

[reece(:]

I'll try do lovely Cameron in a bit, freshers has been a bit hectic x

[Cal.]

Well I'll axe David then!

[Black Dagger]

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo


Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

[Cal.]

I saved Narinder because she's a legend and was way ahead of her time and should have lasted the duration of BB2!

David Parnaby


I've only seen bits of David here and there, but from what I can gather: he was a bit of a bore and bitched a lot and disappointed the producers who wanted him to have a go at everybody and fill the void in the highlights left by Charley by having a gay showmance with Gerry. He entered the house on Day 59 and was evicted 7 days later on Day 66 after being messed around by the producers once they realised that they might lose some of their 'stars' such as Ziggy or Liam with the halfway house twist even though David had earned his housemate status fair and square. He also claimed to wish he could put a spell on Amy Alexandra so that she would appear ugly because he was jealous she was getting the story line of having a showmance with Liam. He left hand in hand with legend Shanessa and become a manager at Greggs after the show so I've read? Oh, and he also had the pleasure of meeting andybigbro from TiBB so he's very very lucky. I literally only cut him because I cared the less about him (but does anybody think he looks like the David from Ibiza Weekender that Will is obsessed with? I'm only just noticing this now).

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo


Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

Stop being nasty to me!!

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

I saved Alisson bc she was good on Strictly xo


Emma Greenwood

I have always been one of the biggest detractors of Emma on this forum so this should be a shock to absolutely nobody that I have culled her. Although now I hear Cal wants to pass Saskia and I regret it because that **** nugget is a bottom 10 female housemate. But then I come around to the idea of culling her once more because well. She's a tedious little gob****e and it's karna for Cal allowing that boring Scottish turd to axe our Jayne so early on. Just another chav with tits that have engulfed the house the past 17 years and I will cull somebody who has to resort to spitting and racist remarks when the going gets tough. Not that anybody came out of fight night in any shining light. Hers however is the most damning. I will give her some credit though in the updates of her life she has seemed to turn into a pleasant woman but I am judging as I saw and I saw a massive pain in the arse x

Is this really necessary?

[Shaun]

Dw reece! You have Aden and Louise left to decide what to do with

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I'll do the Laura write-up once Shaun updates the contents

[Babayaro.]

Saved Jonathan

Eliminated Charlie

I kept Jonathan in as he's not an awful person and I didn't have much of a choice, given the poor selection of housemates on offer (well played, Jake ).




I can't even be arsed to write anything about Charlie. But if I was forced to, then I'd probably mention the fact he was a pretty unpleasant person, a bit of a gobby shite, treated Rodrigo terribly, and was not funny in the slightest. His so-called 'bromance' with Kris was annoying and boring, and the way he genuinely thought he was a good/likeable person was cringey to watch. It's a crime that he managed to spend THIRTEEN weeks in the house (and beat Rodrigo in the final) but it was slightly worth it, purely because he did not win, which you could tell that he was so sure of doing. He's also a convicted criminal sooo...yeah. A bit of twat isn't he?

[Babayaro.]

Was he found guilty actually?? Idk

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by RobertC

I'll do the Laura write-up once Shaun updates the contents

You can try getting uppity about me trying to run this on my phone this weekend or you can be replaced, really. Not here for the ****ty attitude.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

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Originally Posted by Shaun

You can try getting uppity about me trying to run this on my phone this weekend or you can be replaced, really. Not here for the ****ty attitude.

Oh sorry I didn't know I was. Will do the write-up tomorrow