[Gusto Brunt]

So I ws out last night on my bike about 6.30pm, when this drunken old woman aged about 60, said 'hey, gizza a backa...me bus iz late...'

She meant that I give her a ride home with her sitting on the back seat and me peddling.

So much so she hitched her skirt up and tried to get on the seat.

I said, 'NO YOU DON'T! I'm not covered for health and safety!' and I sped off.

[RileyH]

My bus is always late but unless someone was super cute I'd never do this

also I can't ride a bike so I can't imagine myself in your position

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

My bus is always late but unless someone was super cute I'd never do this

also I can't ride a bike so I can't imagine myself in your position

Well I am not super cute, but she was a granny and **ssed as a newt.

[waterhog]

brunt - you are a true gent

[thesheriff443]

Brunt riding fast as the the old girl held on for dear life.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Typical Cherie

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Brunt riding fast as the the old girl held on for dear life.

She looked like she had been round the block herself many times, if you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by waterhog

brunt - you are a true gent

Health and Safety, Waterhog.

[Toy Soldier]

I saw a pissed woman trying to get into the back of a police van at the weekend . I mean... not escorted by police, they had parked and wandered off up the street, and she appeared out a shop and started trying to open the back doors. Cutting out the middle man, I guess.

"Take me away ossiffer!"

[armand.kay]

Ok wow, Cal has really gone off the rail.

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

I saw a pissed woman trying to get into the back of a police van at the weekend . I mean... not escorted by police, they had parked and wandered off up the street, and she appeared out a shop and started trying to open the back doors. Cutting out the middle man, I guess.

"Take me away ossiffer!"

Too many wine gums.