[Jake.]

273rd Place: Steve Gill


So my main memory of Steve is Kelley flirting with him constantly and sexually referring to him as "The Baron" or something and it was all a bit disgusting :/.

That and the task where he had to face off against the robot from Butlins aside (yes, this actually happened), I can't remember much of Steve. I just read on Google that one of the shopping tasks (probably the one from the picture above) climaxed in him needing to score two bullseyes on a dartboard (despite only having one eye and no legs)? I mean, yeah I'm looking for things to say now.

He was perfectly nice but really shouldn't be going much further in this, so goodbye.

[Macie Lightfoot]

272. PJ Ellis (BB3 - 6th Place)



blegh. Boring and smarmy douche but not even in a funny or entertaining way. Can I even get to 100 words for him? He didn't even exist for the first few weeks of BB3, and then he popped up when Jade gave him a handie/blowie and then the next day he dropped her like a cold bag of sick and acted like he never met her before. Like, 1) what a douche, 2) thanks for making me feel bad for Jade Goodyear of all people. I remember PJ also being super entitled about the Rich/Poor divide and having an awful eviction interview but I don't have anything to add to it. Basically, PJ sucks because he's a boring sleazy douche who somehow got SIXTH PLACE because sexism, and yes the **** I am pulling that card bc lol at a boring sleazy girl making it past Week 3 at that?