[Macie Lightfoot]

okay but Sezer TOTALLY had Richard pegged before anyone else really did so I think my feelings on him are net positive alol.

Also, Cairon is a top 10 most forgettable HM.

[Epic.]

Having Richard pegged is what a smart person does. Doesn't make sezer any less of an insufferable piece of human garbage

[Macie Lightfoot]

252. Caroline Wharram (BB13 - 10th Place)



So there were actually a **** ton of people I could have seen myself eliminating this round (Anton, Chris, Grace, Matthew, Pauline, Spencer, Stuart) but one must NEVER pass up on an opportunity to destroy Caroline when granted one. It's surely one of the cardinals rules of C5 BBUK. Do I even need to go into why she's so awful? Surely everyone knows, right? I know a few people try to be edgy and insist that Caroline was HILAAAAAAAAAARIOUS and provided comic relief (?!) merely because she was posh and had a vagina, but no. Absolutely no. I'm not having any of that ****ing bull****. Homegirl was a wretched cretin who was seemingly bred in a laboratory to have a bunch of obviously bad personality traits that would come together in the worst way imaginable. Here's a few of them!

Racist: I'm sure some people are going to cry about how I'm being too harsh because Caroline didn't call someone the n-word or preach for resegregation, but she called a black man a gorilla and compared him to MLK Jr. as an insult, which at the very least is extremely racially insensitive.

Desperate for attention but lacking a backbone: So because it wasn't HILAAAAAAAAARIOUS enough when Rex did it and when Harry did it, we had to suffer through Caroline thinking she was oh so ****ing clever and pulling that tired-ass trope of swapping out the Shopping Budget entirely for chocolate! Not only was this blatantly unoriginal and NOT funny, but Caroline couldn't even own her damn decision. She just kinda lingered in the background and snickered to herself and ran away when people realized what was up because she didn't want people yelling at her.

Downright bizarre and emotionally unstable: Another quality that probably sounds good on paper but in practice was just EXHAUSTING. As mentioned above, Caroline could not own any decision she made and was incredibly spineless, which is kind of the exact opposite of how someone trying to sell her brand of character should act. Whenever her chickens came home to roost, instead of standing her ground Caroline would just dive into melodramatic, weepy apologies where she would panic and hyperventilate and fully agreed that she was an awful person and just suck you into her self-loathing and leave you feeling uncomfortable... and then she wouldn't change her behavior at all and the cycle would just keep going on. I don't think this fits anywhere, but I feel obligated to mention that time when Caroline hit herself in the eye with her hairbrush and then hysterically wailed in the Diary Room for 10 minutes.

FAT: This isn't so much a personality trait and I'm not trying to fat-shame, but for someone with so many different ISSUES, Caroline got reeeeeallly ****ing fat towards the end of her stay and it got to the point where she had to be given a new eviction outfit and then, of course, she had to compliment this eviction outfit by having her hair all frizzy and messy and knotty but she was also going to carry a hairbrush with her because GET IT, SHE SHOULD PROBABLY USE IT SINCE HER HAIR IS A MESS, LOOK HOW FUNNY AND CLEVER THAT CAROLINE IS!!!!! The rest of her eviction interview consisted of her shrieking and chanting "GET CAROLINE OUT!" and attempting to sell her own friends out in the few sentences she could actually string together.

So yeah, thanks for tuning into "Caroline Wharram: A case study on why you should never send your children to boarding school." Until next time!

[Jake.]

Caroline <3

[Jake.]

Good write up though

I agree she’s awful but I can’t help but love her

[Black Dagger]

Thank you for doing the Lord's work Macie. I couldn't put myself through it.

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Soz, really enjoyed Caroline for the role she had in the BB13 house. You already had your storyline-heavy people, your deranged horrible people villains, your comic reliefs, and your bores. And Caroline was some weird zombified mix of all FOUR of those. She was just so unhinged and desperate and idk it felt guilty pleasure territory for me. It's why Raven in BB19 doesn't completely bother me

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by RobertC

Soz, really enjoyed Caroline for the role she had in the BB13 house. You already had your storyline-heavy people, your deranged horrible people villains, your comic reliefs, and your bores. And Caroline was some weird zombified mix of all FOUR of those. She was just so unhinged and desperate and idk it felt guilty pleasure territory for me. It's why Raven in BB19 doesn't completely bother me

yes but Raven is a legend and Caroline is a ****

[Cal.]

Caroline <3

[Daniel-X]

Pauline Bennett:



While having a really promising VT and seeming as though she was THE pre-destined star of the series, who would become one of TIBBs ultimate favourite housemates... Pauline was actually the complete opposite. She was a whiny, nasty and bitter old bitch. I see there's still some members on here who claim like 'oh yes mama you tell them straight' (aka you bully people mercilessly because you're so self righteous) but no she's actually repugnant.

Despite her giving Helen the pass to the final (yasss Helen queen) the woman has no redeeming qualities bar this. She lived in a warped world where everything she said and did was right, she took pleasure in belittling certain housemates such as Chris and Jale to feed into her superiority complex. 'Ease up on the chicken man!' why so you can have more for yourself you fat condensing cow? I do understand that Helen, while she is my favourite BB HM of all time is among her faults and yes her treatment of Jale was wrong but at least she can own up it, Pauline showed no remorse whatsoever and thus caused a massive U Turn in her popularity both on the forum and with the GBP. From being power housemate on day one to getting evicted two weeks later really was quite a funny and fitting story arc for such a truly nasty woman.

[Shaun]

#256 - Sallie Axl - BB14


I'm semi-aware that she's somewhat liked on this chasm of a website so I'll keep this as brief as possible.

Dressed like an explosion at Claire's, Sallie stormed into BB14 with a motormouth and a determination to expose the snakes and prove that everyone and everyone, apart from her, wasn't Keeping It Real. A discount Aisleyne, Sallie fired off insults from launch night, calling out Gina's "bad skin", hair extensions and saying she "look[ed] like a prostitute" (prompting the much-quoted Gina response) and generally ticked all of the boxes that a list of "most two-dimensional loud, arsehole housemate" would require. To this day, her child's canvas of a body appears to be friends with Jemma Lucy and that need be enough of the kind of personality she associates with.

"You know what? I'm a really decent person. I'm a tomboy girl and I don't give a shit."

Neither do I, cunt! Clear off!

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If I was here sooner I would've given Sallie the finale pass

[RileyH]

Sallie </3

[Jake.]

I mean Sallie > Gina, but that’s not saying much

[Shaun]

I realise btw that I've had an unfair advantage in posting the noms every time and getting to choose first, so from our 2nd wave of nominations onwards I'll just let you all post them whenever you want

[Macie Lightfoot]

Were people really surprised when Pauline turned out to be an awful cow? That **** was obvious straight from her VT.

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Save Michelle Cut Vanessa

Vanessa Layton-McIntosh

I really did not expect the first person I write about in this rankdown to be someone I like but here we are...

Vanessa is known for having one of the more lively VTs, where she went all Mean Girls and promised us she would be such a stirring bitch and cause lots of drama and fun, however in the house she preceded to eat and sleep a lot, which annoyed the public who called her pointless (the same public who named the more pointless Anthony the winner), however being a part of the greatest clique in Big Brother history can only endear you to me and I found Vanessa a rather fun presence.

It is simply NOT TRUE she was a bore at all, Vanessa had quite a role in house dynamics from Team Britney at first to going over to Makosi, plus her brilliant moments such as "She is a conniving little bitch and I am nominating her today" talking of Sam, which went on to cause a nominations twist that saw Lesley get evicted lol. My favourite moment of hers though has to be when she screamed at Saskia that she was a prostitute and DIRTY SKANKLY LITTLE BITCH. She also had the subplot of her food obsession Overall I think Vanessa was a good housemate who got lost in a house of big characters, and should have made it further in this ranking but I couldn't cut any of the others so she ends up here.

How DARE she be so low

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Pete.

How DARE she be so low

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Originally Posted by Pete.

How DARE she be so low

hopefully Cal doesn't put up Jason Burrill, Mark Henderson + a bunch of great housemates ever again

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250. Andrew Tate



Okay so before I do this, a few things to clear out of the way. 1) When I watch this show, I don't usually judge housemates based on their outside actions whether it be before or after entering the show. 2) Jason's noms that I had left to pick weren't really that angering for me so that's more why i've done this cut. But 3) Andrew still sucked!!!

Just imagine how much worse BB17 would've gotten if Andrew's floppy BBUS-style gimmick was there the entire series? He would've obviously survived a vote to evict against Natalie/Georgina/Charlie too so just imagine the nightmare that would befall annihilation week Nevertheless, Andrew Tate represents the stereotype of an American male housemate. Not understanding the difference between BBUK and it's US counterpart, over-thinking gameplay to an excessively aggravating way, etc. And though Andrew was there for only 7 days, i'm pretty sure 5 of those had one of his late night DR sessions about how he would "affect the social structure" and "make moves maluable to him." And yadda yadda yadda who cares? Like who actually cares?

Besides this I'll give it to the guy. He did have some pretty funny moments I could laugh at Such as the time him and Ryan were HUGELY instructed by Emma to pretend to be new housemates and not know a thing, only for Andrew to go in and IMMEDIATELY call 8 of his housemates complete snakes from him watching. But nevertheless, while that whole ordeal of him and Ryan being utter stupid twats was hilarious, he was still aggravating THERE too, taking credit for the Twins, Chelsea & Marco trying to walk out and that his mission actually succeeded. Sometimes I hate it when housemates just can't comprehend how wrong they are.

Anyway, under regular circumstances I wouldn't cut him this early but then again he'd probably feel "intellectual" or "socially stable" to be surviving the first couple of rounds of these so I better cut him now bye!!!

[Jason.]

I feel like Andrew was on the shortlist for BBUS18, but somehow ended up on our version by accident. From him pushing himself as this 'strategic mastermind' to his bigotry and general scumminess, he would've fitted in nicely.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I feel like Andrew was on the shortlist for BBUS18, but somehow ended up on our version by accident. From him pushing himself as this 'strategic mastermind' to his bigotry and general scumminess, he would've fitted in nicely.

I wouldn't have been able to put up with Paul and Andrew in one season tyvm

[Epic.]

Raph auditioned for BB17 if i recall. Imagine it. Picking Andrew as your American representation over Raph

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by RobertC

Raph auditioned for BB17 if i recall. Imagine it. Picking Andrew as your American representation over Raph

Picking Hughie as your POC over Raph.

[Daniel.]

Sallie should be top 50