[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Judas, cut Josie

Were never talking again

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

*prays for Miss Sedicki*

I'm glad I wasn't too late before someone cut her for not being Michelle or Nadia.

So underrated.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Were never talking again

No one curr about Josie!

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

No one curr about Josie!

Poor Louisa?

I meant Imogen!

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Poor Louisa?

I meant Imogen!

I was going to save her, but someone else would anyway so might as well go with an underrated housemate that was in danger of being cut.

[Rufus]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Charlie cut Christopher

Ew

[Macie Lightfoot]

save David cut Amma

The fact that Tim Culley keeps getting nominated though is ABSURD omfg

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Rufus

Ew

Shut up BIG GOB

[Shaun]

I am fairly sure I know how this vote will swing, but Daniel-X, you are left with Imogen and Tim when you've written a lil' bit about Jack McDermott!

[Jake.]

154th Place: Jennifer Clark


“Rex what ‘av yous don to me painting man?” - You wouldn’t have thought that a smudge of pizza would go on to cause as much turmoil as it did, but I don’t really care for either side in the actual incident itself; Rex was immature for doing it in the first place and Jennifer’s response was simply ridiculous. Obviously things really got heated and Dennis spat at Mo and was thankfully given the boot.

So why have I scrapped Jen? People on here mention victim-shaming in BB and bring up the obvious examples (Sarah/Joel etc) but nobody ever seems to bring up this one: “Mo I hope you know how disgusten you are and the public are gonna see you for what you are too”. Now, I know that’s not the exact quote, but what the fuck? Was Jennifer that thick that she didn’t understand spitting in someone else’s face is morally wrong and disgusting? She was swiftly evicted in the third week with 89.7% (!) of the vote and yeah the boos were horrendous but then she was pretty horrendous too.

[RileyH]

156) Simone Reed



I don't really know where to start with Simone tbh. She entered as a second chance housemate with Sam, Sue and Andrew and seemed alright for the first few days then that all turned a bit ****. Let's not forget how ****ing annoying she was on launch night as well. From what I remember I think she got in an argument with someone and then cried to Sue and said how she was arrested and stuff, and that was nice. And the time she was laughing her head off in the garden during the Sam v Sue argument. And the time she was sat in bed at 3am eating crisps with lager. But then she started stuffing bread up her arse and running around like a loon. She was evicted through the back door during The Hunt task and then changed a lot of people's (including me) minds about her during her interview, saying she was just trying to fit in and was doing it for her brother - which made it even worse when she spat on Andrew at the final smh. And that's the story of Simone Reed.

[Babayaro.]

*fourth week

[Shaun]

Jake and Riley, you are my favourite children

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Robert.

Save Luke A and Cut Lee

152. Lee Davey


Lee was a really annoying camera-panderer, ever since his obnoxious VT of him taking his clothes off, and if you know me you know how much I can't stand people like who embrace camera-mugging as if they hold some kind of monetary importance. He did various annoying stripping, and asking people vocally just WHO will win(!!) He tried multiple showmances, moving on to his second because the first (Adele) humiliated and rejected him by revealing she already had a girlfriend. Despite all this, he also had a girlfriend on the outside, something of which Davina called him out on

.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Jake and Riley, you are my favourite children

[Babayaro.]

Lee was also the oldest looking 21 year old ever

[Daniel-X]

I completely forgot about this both will be up in due course but for now... cut Imogen, save Tim

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Jake.

People on here mention victim-shaming in BB and bring up the obvious examples (Sarah/Joel etc) but nobody ever seems to bring up this one: “Mo I hope you know how disgusten you are and the public are gonna see you for what you are too”. Now, I know that’s not the exact quote, but what the fuck? Was Jennifer that thick that she didn’t understand spitting in someone else’s face is morally wrong and disgusting?

As someone in the midst of a slow BB9 rewatch and recent Jennifer convert, I feel the need to respond (also as someone who brought up the Sarah/Joel thing in this very thread at one point!) To me, the difference is that A of all) literally nobody sided with Jennifer since Dennis's ejection was clear as day the right choice. For some reason, the Aaron ejection is a bit more contested so there are actual some forums posters who still think he was unfairly ejected and think that Sarah Was Right About Joel, and B of all) I'm sorry but Jennifer was *SUCH* a ****ing cartoon character and her morph into a shrieking harpy came out of nowhere that I ate that **** up. "YEAH WELL LET'S HOPE JUSTICE IS SERVED, YEAH? LET'S HOPE MOHAMED GOES!" and "NO THEY WON'T THOUGH, NO THEY WON'T LUKE! BECAUSE THEY'LL FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE WOZ *SPAT ON*!!!!!" like the vitriol that came out of her mouth and the mental gymnastics she performed to justify the actions of her friends was ****ing exquisite and she put on a masterclass on how to totally succumb to your own delusions and paranoia, to the point where she lectured Big Brother on applying the rules capriciously. Like duh, she was a piece of **** once Spitgate happened but wow did she fully commit.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I completely forgot about this both will be up in due course but for now... cut Imogen, save Tim

I didn't see this coming

[Shaun]

5 writeups please!

and then Macie can nominate (or when there's just 1 or 2 left, anyway)

[Babayaro.]

Saved Callum Knell

Eliminated Dale Howard

I saved Callum (again) because he was BB14's best housemate!




Dale was a wanker. He was pretty much invisible for the first couple of weeks but wasted no time in finding his showmance partner. And what a dull pair it was, jesus. He wasn't a horrible person but he just reminds me of that guy at school who is good at everything and is cocky little bastard about it, but gets away with it because he's 'fit '. He acted like SUCH a bellend during spitgate, where he kept on trying to be the hero along with Stuart, and telling Rex about fifty times to apologise to Jennifer. I'm struggling to come up with any good moments he had tbh, which tells you all you need to know about the guy. As if his cringeworthy VT hadn't already made you think he was a bit of a fool lol. He was evicted in week 9 (65 days!!!!!! :/) against his friend Stuart after begging to be put up for weeks. He probably thought he would survive but he seemed happy when Davina said his name so idk.

[Shaun]

Daniel-X, Cal, Jason and Macie this is getting stupid now

[Macie Lightfoot]

coming tonight sis x

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Daniel-X, Cal, Jason and Macie this is getting stupid now

I've hardly ever owed a write up before

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Charlie cut Christopher

Christopher Hall



What do I say about CHRISTOFEEERRRR? He was some journalist (?) that entered on the second night of the two part launch and was really annoying and pretentious. I can't remember a lot about him tbh but he was on #TeamAshleigh but didn't hate Helen as much as the others and she didn't seem to hate him as much? (Unless I've gotten that really wrong) He was involved in some weird showmance with Mark and they snogged in the store room where the camera couldn't see them but we could hear weird noises anyhow. He was also the power housemate with Ash and evicted Chris as far as I remember? Anyhow he was the most popular male of the series and ended up finishing in third place because I think he did stand up to Helen at one point? Idk