[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Cal.

I've hardly ever owed a write up before

don't blemish that good record then sis

[Jason.]

Hmm I'll write up mine in a bit!

[Jason.]

*covers left eye* so DON'T COME FOR ME

[Daniel-X]

Mine will be done before midnight I promise xxx

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Jason.

*covers left eye* so DON'T COME FOR ME

[Macie Lightfoot]

150. Amma Antwi-Agyei (BB2 - 7th Place)



wow another early franchise write up for me! So let me get straight to the point, Amma actually sucks and should NOT be in the top 150 even just barely!!! I know lots of people think she should be good bc she's a black girl named Amma and a lot of people actively try to enjoy her when watching her, but no she's kind of a ****ty bore sorry to say. She actually did start out with a lot of potential, having some sob story about being a stripper who was raped and/or had an abortion, and she also had an EPIQUE meltdown where she just screamed at the top of her lungs about how Stuart is a smug piece of **** and Friday needs to come so the public can get him OUT which, yes, duh.

Unfortunately all of that happened in the first ~16 days and then it all went downhill from there. Amma is REALLY ****ing weird and she has zero social skills in a way that makes me pity her more than be entertained by her. Like most people in 2001, she did Big Brother for The Experience and To Learn About Herself, and she was *REALLY* intense about it. Like, to the point where she would lobby criticisms at others without realizing how rude she was and then get offended when people wouldn't throw criticisms back at her because they function like emotionally stable humans in a social setting do!!!!! I was just really weirded out by it all and she's one of those people who takes being brutally honest to frightening levels. And not even in a "say it to mah face xx" Helen Wood type of way, which is awful but at least trite and we've seen it before. Amma did it in a "what do you mean you are not going to directly list and point out all my character flaws and bad traits HOW DARE YOU" and yes how dare I eliminate you finally x.

[Shaun]

Macie, you can now nominate (either post them yourself, or PM me, I don't mind)

Daniel and Jason if they're not done today you're being replaced! End of!

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Saving the underrated Miss Seddiki. Buy Judas on iTunes!

Josie Gibson

I don't hate Josie, I just don't care much for her. At all. Or even BB11 for that matter. And she was a pretty big part of that series, with what being the other half of a showmance that I also didn't care about. She ended up winning with almost 80% of the vote against five people and I'm sure that's the highest winning percentage ever, but that isn't really much of an achievement when your competition consists of Dave and JJ. Anyway, she's made a name for herself after the show and is one of the more famous ex-housemates (as famous as post-2006 BB will get you anyway) and she lost a lot of weight so good for her!

Why does that last bit sound like something from a Cal write-up?

It's been 84 years but it's here

[Macie Lightfoot]

IT'S BEEN SEVEN HOURS AND FIFTEEN DAYS x

[Shaun]

just get the noms out of the way sis :'(

[Macie Lightfoot]

My nominations are in...




Alison (BB3) - Brian (BB2) - Chris (BB13) - Craig (BB1) - Dan (BB5) - Freddie (BB10) - Grace (BB7) - Hazel (BB14) - Jayne (BB7)
Kate (BB3) - Mark (BB15) - Mohamed (BB9) - Rebeckah (BB12) - Rodrigo (BB10) - Shahbaz (BB7) - Simon (BB16) - Toya (BB15) - Wolfy (BB14)

Get eliminating and saving now!

[Shaun]

Saved Shahbaz because he made BB7 for me.

Axed:

148th: Grace Adams-Short (BB7)


Because she pretty much ruined BB7 for me!

Were she not a totem for the nostalgia we feel for the BB5-7 holy trinity, Grace would rightly be derided as one of the nastiest and least entertaining housemates of all time and I refuse to hear otherwise! She was shallow, vain, vapidly bitchy, and the chucking of water over Susie remains to this day one of the most pathetic and childish actions undertaken by a Big Brother Housemate (a category that includes crying over a smudged painting, calling an Indian 'poppadom', and being called Joel Williams!)

What's more - she wasn't just a bitch, she was a boring one. Her romance with Mikey - whilst, it would seem, genune - drained airtime and made the post-walks and ejections weeks of the series largely unbearable. I shudder with the memory of how much of those highlights episodes were devoted to them cuddling in bed or cuddling in 'Nowhere'.

Meh, why write more when this pretty much sums her up:

Youtube video

Trash trash trash.

(also not to be shallow or anything but in what ****ing world was she a 'BB babe' like most of the tabloids that series were determined to assert? I mean really!)

[Black Dagger]

Save Showbiz, cut .. Rebeckah

[Jake.]

Final Pass Hazel, cut Toya

[RileyH]

save Mark, cut Wolfy

[Babayaro.]

Save Mohamed, cut Jayne.

[Daniel-X]

Imogen Thomas:



Boring Welsh slag who spoke Welsh in the house and subsequently got told off by big brother for it because they couldn't be arsed subtitling her conversation, even though she was STUPENDOUSLY dull so probably said nothing of worth anyway. Her best defining moment is when Nikki tells Mikey to bite her toe and Imogen gets a tad pisses off, the fact is Imogen is a nice girl but lost in the big characters of BB7. Anyway I think this is 100 words I just really bad for not doing them sorry Shaun my precious!

[Daniel-X]

Jack McDermott:



WHO ATE ALL THE PIE-?

Probably Pieface. Jack was that one housemate from the moment his VT rolled, you knew you'd absolutely loathe him but the public would fall hook, line and sinker for his 'big fat funny guy' act (a stunt they've seen pulled thousands of times on this show and others) and thus he was immediately the favourite to win. He 'won' the series three days in and got the chance to take a really nice car but rinse the house of the prize fund (this never would've happened lbr BB would've reinstated it with some ****ty excuse) but decided not to go through with it. A shame. A shame because the public gradually turned on Jack and saw him for the arrogant, annoying, bitchy and miserable person he was as slowly the cracks began to shine through on his James Corden-esque character. This is actually when I started liking Jack more funnily enough, but we know how fickle the public are and he became number one enemy. He cockroaches a few evictions (God knows how because he was always leading the tellymix poll by a large percent) and managed to make the final and in the end he became... MY WINNER because the rest of the housemates were so ****ing appalling that year. So I actually only disliked Jack for the portion of the series the public loved him which kind of summarises my complex personality up quite nicely. Cheerio Jack!

Never forget the moment Nikki told him he had 200k followers, iconic.

[Daniel-X]

I shall save Rodrigo and cut Dan

[Cal.]

Save Brian, cut Allison

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Final Pass Hazel, cut Toya

Oh for ****ing ****s sake **** **** ****

[Epic.]

Cancel Freddie Save... Kate i guess?

[Shaun]

Thank you Daniel

Jason is left with Mark Byron & Brian Dowling two gods who should both go further.

[Jason.]

Wait Cal saved Brian?

[Jason.]

And Riley saved Mark

So WHO am I left with?!