[waterhog]

big ant and huge dec 24.11.17




my respect won't compromise

it really is overpowering

the village equalled a down size

like dec no longer towering.

its beautiful humour

never a pest or menace

i will drop a malicious rumour

when out i will stir the pot for dennis.

its the key to success

like winning over a lady

stand up and stand tall even if less

dec i spotted you laughing with slim shady.

thank you for the chuckle

with every gag was a clue

been through a intense buckle

don't need dec to do up my shoe.

its great to escape

after last night i woke shiny

clean humour with no barrel scrape

my gratitude is no dec as its not tiny.

[Josy]

There is no Ant without Dec and vice versa

[thesheriff443]

Nearly everything they say is scripted, there is no one else doing the the same double act so they dominate tv.

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Nearly everything they say is scripted, there is no one else doing the the same double act so they dominate tv.

telling a joke is reciting a script, there are very few comedians that are adhoc funny.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

telling a joke is reciting a script, there are very few comedians that are adhoc funny.

But they have not wrote the script, good comedians write their own script, ant and Dec are presenters not comedians.

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

But they have not wrote the script, good comedians write their own script, ant and Dec are presenters not comedians.

a lot of the "best" comedians don't write their own scripts either, they have teams of script writers behind them

[BBUK-Fan]

Who's bigger? Not Dennis Wise because he's a very small man!

[Denver]

Dec seems like his packing

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

Who's bigger? Not Dennis Wise because he's a very small man!

this joke is said so often its boring now


still laugh

[GoldHeart]

Is this a joke? , height wise Dec is a very small man like Dennis . Fame wise they're the same I'd say .