[Epic.]

Why the **** is Ellie still in?

[Matthew.]

48.
Sam Chaloner
BB18 - 8th Housemate Evicted - 1 nomination (if being evicted by Andrew counts)



I would just like to start off by apologising for any controversial cuts. My reality TV opinion rarely reflects the majority, and I realise that placing Nicola McLean as the 2nd last housemate of the year.

You may realise that I have started this review of Sam by talking about someone else. That’s because he is so bloody boring and dour, that I can hardly think of anybody else to say about him apart from his dull relationship with Elleh!

The reason he is ranked higher than Nicola and Jemma and them is because Sam was pretty inoffensive in general, and never did or said anything outrageous. The only things that spring to mind is letting Isabelle nominate herself instead of him, which tbf probably wasn’t out of malice, more out of sheer stupidity.

I would include the comment about “the woman should pay on a date or whatever” but a) I can’t even remember what it even was that he said
and b) I don’t even remember whether this was Sam or not.

Such an irrelevance.

Originally Posted by Robert.

Why the **** is Ellie still in?

Your wish is my command!

47.
Ellie Young
BB18 - 10th Housemate Evicted - 5 nominations



Ellie was a major disappointment. On launch night, I thought that she was a friendly, likeable, pretty, potential winner. However, she was ****e.

I think she would have been ok if there had been no Lotan or Sam in the house, but just a bunch of Raphs, Imrans, Sukhvinders and Sues in the house who weren’t looking for any sort of love, and she would just be the friendly funny girl that was on Big Brother.

However, she tried to get with Lotan, he turned out to be a major twat, Sam appeared in the dating challenge, admitted he liked Ellie, Sam entered the house, the pair turned into a pair of bores.

And don’t get me started on the whole “HIT MEH! HIT MEH! YOU TWO ARE FOOKIN INSANE!” mess ugh

Clue as to who’s next:

Spoiler:

A shock evictee