[Shaun]

Another late entry comes in the form of Israel! Normally I wouldn't allow it but I'm a little bit scared of Livia so I'll just sneak it in... I'm sure everyone will understand and I've only had 3 votes so far from non-judges so if you (Riley, TwentyOneThrones, Withano) would like to change your votes, I'll allow it!

Originally Posted by Livia

Israel's belated entry:

I’m a Racist and I Didn’t Know

By The Tel Aviv String Quintet and a Guy on a Little Keyboard.

Youtube video

I thought I’d buy Niamh an Irish advent calendar
I said “It represents the culture of your land”
I put quite a lot of thought to it
But it dropped me right in the ****
Can’t imagine how my prezzie could offend her.

I found a calendar with twenty four compartments in
And I decided it was perfect for my needs.
In every pocket I placed a spud
And now it seems she’s after my blood
I thought she’d love it but no, it’s left her fuming.

She didn’t have to slap me up
Pull my hair and break the heels of my Manolos
I didn’t like the Chinese burn
And she tried to shove the ‘tatoes where the sun don’t shine.
She didn’t have to key my car
And scratch the words “You’re a dorty fecking racist so”
I took it on the chin though
Cos it turns out I’m a racist but I didn’t know
It turns out I’m a racist but I didn’t know
It turns out I’m a racist but I didn’t know

I didn’t like to think that I could have upset her
So I went and got her some lovely Christmas gifts
A penny whistle and a pig
A gif of Bono doing an Irish jig
A statue of a little leprechaun
A copy of The Quiet Man, and a painting of His Holiness the Pope

Well it didn’t go down too well.
I got a thumping and a really painful dead leg
And just as I was falling down
I heard the words I still hear now inside my head
“Yer a dorty fecking racist, so”
To prove I’m not next year I’m buying her a puppy
But I won’t buy a black one though.
Because, I’m not a racist but, well… you know….

Because, I’m not a racist but, well… you know….
Because, I’m not a racist but, well… you know….

Because, I’m not a racist but, well… you know….

[Niamh.]

Livia

Going to go through all of them now and get my votes in Shaun

[Nicky91]

voted just now, and Jamie, Riley thank you i thought did i go too far with ISIS, but glad i stood out with this song

[y.winter]

Shaun and Jamie especially Genius!!! had me in stitches.

[Niamh.]

Voted, these were great

[Nicky91]

Puigdemont will be proud for Catalonia's debut as a independent country anyway

[Livia]

Originally Posted by ChristmasNeeve

Livia

Going to go through all of them now and get my votes in Shaun

I sat up all night writing that bloody song thinking it was tonight... sent it to Shaun at about 4am, only to find it was LAST NIGHT! I did intend to let you know about the song and apologise in advance but didn't have time x

[Withano]

Ffs, just sent my scores to some person called Shaun with a fullstop at the end of their name. I'll get'm to you now, Carole.

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Merry Molliemas

Puigdemont will be proud for Catalonia's debut as a independent country anyway

Next year im singing an original song from my album Dreamland, so that it sells more copies than your album Obsessed.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Mariah Christmas

Next year im singing an original song from my album Dreamland, so that it sells more copies than your album Obsessed.

ooh i cannot wait for that


btw i've found an official sponsor for my album Obsessed in Miss Georgina Leigh Cantwell she was feeling bored so i proposed a deal for her as my investor

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Mariah Christmas

Next year im singing an original song from my album Dreamland, so that it sells more copies than your album Obsessed.

[Tom4784]

Livia

[Nicky91]

Dezzy Peron

only you can pull off a iconic character

[Josiah.]

Good luck everyone, tonight will be fun (and also intriguing)!

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Frostula.

Good luck everyone, tonight will be fun (and also intriguing)!

thank you, good luck to you as well you talented songwriter

[Josiah.]

Thanks Nicky.

[Amy Jade]

I voted, Shaun.

Good luck everyone, I enjoyed them all!

[Jamie89]

My votes will in before 7 but probably quite close to it as I'm just on my way home now (incase you're wondering where they are)

[y.winter]

Voted Hopefully I'll be here for the results.
Good luck everyone, you did really well

[Shaun]

Keep voting!!!!!

[Nicky91]

me and my crew are anxiously waiting for the result, i want to be top 4 for once

[Wizard.]

[Nicky91]

I am revealing some details for my entry for tibb eurovision 2018, i want to do different languages as well, maybe some albanian/italian/spanish words in my song

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Livia

[Jamie89]

Voted, good luck everyone