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23-12-2017, 04:25 PM | #1 | |||
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Father Christmas could be doing serious harm to his health by overloading with mince pies and sherry, a leading doctor has warned. Professor Helen Stokes-Lampard, head of the Royal College of GPs, said Santa could face a raft of health issues because of his diet and busy schedule. Some of his conditions could include gout, sleep deprivation and alcoholism. But we can all help Santa get a bit fitter, and inspire ourselves too, she says. Professor Stokes-Lampard said: "He's overweight, and all of us do our bit to add to his obesity by leaving mince pies and cookies out for him, and milk or alcohol. "If Mr Claus was a patient at my practice, I would be encouraging him to adopt a vastly healthier diet and take more exercise in the new year." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42464803 ------- Watch that waistline Santa |
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23-12-2017, 04:28 PM | #2 | |||
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Someone actually got paid to write that....
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23-12-2017, 04:30 PM | #3 | |||
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"If Mr Claus was a patient at my practice, I would be encouraging him to adopt a vastly healthier diet and take more exercise in the new year."
F off you doctor wanker |
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23-12-2017, 04:36 PM | #4 | |||
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23-12-2017, 04:36 PM | #5 | |||
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23-12-2017, 05:49 PM | #6 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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23-12-2017, 05:54 PM | #7 | ||
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23-12-2017, 06:22 PM | #8 | |||
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are we sure he didn't say Cherie
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24-12-2017, 12:27 PM | #9 | |||
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24-12-2017, 02:12 PM | #10 | |||
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The man delivers gifts to every non poverty stricken child in one night. If he wants to treat himself to a mince pie and a drink let him.
Last edited by armand.kay; 24-12-2017 at 02:20 PM. |
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24-12-2017, 02:27 PM | #11 | |||
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POW! BLAM!
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I googled, and Professor Helen Stokes-Lampard is a real person sadly, the whole article wasn't a festive joke.
Though I guess if it were a joke, it'd be Dr Billy Rubin or something. |
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