[Mrluvaluva]

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's
his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a
toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and
asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one?

We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95;

Volleyball Barbie: £19.95;

Shopping Barbie: £19.95;

Surfer Barbie: £19.95;

Disco Barbie: £19.95; and

Divorced Barbie: £299.95


Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other
Barbies are £19.95?"


Exasperated, the girl responds:


"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":


Ken's Car

Ken's House

Ken's Boat

Ken's furniture

Ken's jewellery

Ken's money

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend