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Piss orf.
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Im on it, in the quiet coach b.
Only thing is, i got into kings cross at 9.30 with a full wallet and a new haircut..5 stellas and 2 sneeky spliffs...help...please..keep me occupied...some people are already flouting the coaches rules....... |
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Piss orf.
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People are so rude, big fat bloated faced hoity toity bloke in his starched suit and hairy eyebrows..hes first, chatting away on his phone as though hes in coach D...if i find out that bastards ticket was cheaper than mine...
No kids as yet, which is a major plus. |
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Piss orf.
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Shhh, im trying to hold it together as i sit sandwiched in beside a rather attractive brunette..maybe early 30s...farming stock by dress sense...a definate goer....oh **** shes looking at me typ.......ing...phew..nosey cow nearly caught me.
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Piss orf.
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So i think, go get a beer from the foodbar, its a long walk, i can calm down....OH NO...no..not when i have to stand about in every carraige waiting in busy bob and his tea trolly hobbling down the aisle...seriously thinking about going to the bog and just locking the door...knowing my luck though my over dangling donuts would probably get sucked down the bog and be left plastered over york train tracks.
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Scorchio
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I cant believe you have not got a half bottle of Bells for the journey
5 cans wont do |
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Piss orf.
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Ł1 for a deformed twix...**** off richard.
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Piss orf.
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The stellas were pints in o niels before the train...i got a nice smokey for my birthday..it was done last night.
Last edited by Beso; 12-03-2018 at 02:06 PM. |
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Scorchio
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Piss orf.
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I was hoping the new welsh book was out but its not..so im reading paul connellys book about him being abused growing up in the care of the catholic church...not sure of the title as its in my suitcase..which is back up in B...im sitting in F for some reason....
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Piss orf.
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Doncaster though..
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Scorchio
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Piss orf.
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Cant wait this time to be honest.....even the 3 tiddly plump girls forced onto the train to get a york connection after a cancelation at donny cant dampen my spirits....they can ram the cheap biscuits they are passing around back in the box though.
Post edited because someone found it offensive. Last edited by Beso; 15-04-2018 at 09:01 PM. |
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This Witch doesn't burn
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Not Parm banned during his train trip and reading material in another carriage
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages' Quote:
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...awww Parmy..
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Piss orf.
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Safe and sound...the mothers delighted.
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This Witch doesn't burn
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages' Quote:
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Flag shagger.
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If I'd had five pints and two spliffs, I would have slept alllllllll the way to Edinburgh.
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parminion advocating drug use
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All hail the Moyesiah
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A better travel log than Bryson
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Piss orf.
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Piss orf.
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Very very unneventful on this mornings return journey...only thing to report is the fact that ive been baking a turd since departure at edinburgh..i am now drifting slowly past the arsenal stadium...nipping my cheeks together.
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