Home Menu

Site Navigation


Notices

General Chat General discussion. Want to chat about anything not covered in another forum - This is the place!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 06-04-2018, 06:18 AM #1
kirklancaster's Avatar
kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
kirklancaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


Default Jewish Guy Saved My Day

We parked our van up in a huge, fairly busy Morrison's car park in York where we are currently working, while we used the Morrison's Cafe for some breakfast (even though it was about 1 pm).

We are renovating a large 4/5 bedroom property which has 2 bathrooms and an en-suite and we have completely ripped out the main bathroom and remodelled it, and it has been a real 'B' with hidden problems galore due to it having been botched before.

Enough to say that I was tired and feeling more than 'peed off' as we went for that much-needed break.

I returned to the van while my mate bought fresh milk for our 'brews' back on the job and as I approached our van I saw a bespectacled guy in an anorak who was about 60 years old and clutching a document wallet under his arm who seemed to be trying our van's front passenger door. I stopped to watch him as he then walked around the front of the van and went to the front driver's door.

I was getting annoyed because he seemed like some kind of 'Repo Man' and the van's paid for, so I hurried towards him ready to 'have words' but he had a 'fob' in his hand and was repeatedly pushing a button on it whilst trying the door handle.

As I approached him I noticed another white Transit van which was parked about 100 yards away from ours in another part of the car park and I realised that this guy was mistakenly trying to get into the WRONG van even though his van was a High Top and ours wasn't

As I neared him I saw that he was obviously Jewish and resembled Woody Allen and he was still pressing his fob like mad and trying to open the van door.

I said to him: "I think you're trying to get in the wrong van mate".

As he looked at me he seemed confused but did not say ANYTHING so I indicated the High Top Transit and said: "Is that your van"?

He hit himself on the head with the hand which held the fob and just laughed sheepishly and shook his head.

He smiled and apologised then AMBLED - or shambled comically to be more accurate - across to his van but halfway to it, he laughed out loud for several seconds, slapped himself on the head a couple of more times, then turned around to me and waved like mad.

I waved back and was just such a lovely comical guy that I could not help smiling and he LIFTED me and made my day.

His van, by the way, was almost BRAND NEW, gleaming, was worth TWICE more than ours, and was obviously NOT a builder's van.

God Bless him.
__________________
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
.................................................. ..
Press The Spoiler Button to See All My Songs


Last edited by kirklancaster; 06-04-2018 at 06:20 AM.
kirklancaster is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 06-04-2018, 10:04 AM #2
smudgie's Avatar
smudgie smudgie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: God's own Country
Posts: 25,433

Favourites:
BB18: Raph
X Factor 2013: Abi Alton


smudgie smudgie is offline
Senior Member
smudgie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: God's own Country
Posts: 25,433

Favourites:
BB18: Raph
X Factor 2013: Abi Alton


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kirklancaster View Post
We parked our van up in a huge, fairly busy Morrison's car park in York where we are currently working, while we used the Morrison's Cafe for some breakfast (even though it was about 1 pm).

We are renovating a large 4/5 bedroom property which has 2 bathrooms and an en-suite and we have completely ripped out the main bathroom and remodelled it, and it has been a real 'B' with hidden problems galore due to it having been botched before.

Enough to say that I was tired and feeling more than 'peed off' as we went for that much-needed break.

I returned to the van while my mate bought fresh milk for our 'brews' back on the job and as I approached our van I saw a bespectacled guy in an anorak who was about 60 years old and clutching a document wallet under his arm who seemed to be trying our van's front passenger door. I stopped to watch him as he then walked around the front of the van and went to the front driver's door.

I was getting annoyed because he seemed like some kind of 'Repo Man' and the van's paid for, so I hurried towards him ready to 'have words' but he had a 'fob' in his hand and was repeatedly pushing a button on it whilst trying the door handle.

As I approached him I noticed another white Transit van which was parked about 100 yards away from ours in another part of the car park and I realised that this guy was mistakenly trying to get into the WRONG van even though his van was a High Top and ours wasn't

As I neared him I saw that he was obviously Jewish and resembled Woody Allen and he was still pressing his fob like mad and trying to open the van door.

I said to him: "I think you're trying to get in the wrong van mate".

As he looked at me he seemed confused but did not say ANYTHING so I indicated the High Top Transit and said: "Is that your van"?

He hit himself on the head with the hand which held the fob and just laughed sheepishly and shook his head.

He smiled and apologised then AMBLED - or shambled comically to be more accurate - across to his van but halfway to it, he laughed out loud for several seconds, slapped himself on the head a couple of more times, then turned around to me and waved like mad.

I waved back and was just such a lovely comical guy that I could not help smiling and he LIFTED me and made my day.

His van, by the way, was almost BRAND NEW, gleaming, was worth TWICE more than ours, and was obviously NOT a builder's van.

God Bless him.
Shoulda gone to specsavers.
smudgie is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 06-04-2018, 10:05 AM #3
Cherie's Avatar
Cherie Cherie is offline
This Witch doesn't burn
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 66,586

Favourites (more):
Strictly 2020: Bill Bailey
BB19: Sian


Cherie Cherie is offline
This Witch doesn't burn
Cherie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 66,586

Favourites (more):
Strictly 2020: Bill Bailey
BB19: Sian


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smudgie View Post
Shoulda gone to specsavers.
good call Smudge
__________________
'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages'

Quote:
Originally Posted by Beso
Livelier than Izaaz, and hes got 2 feet.
Cherie is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 06-04-2018, 02:44 PM #4
Mystic Mock's Avatar
Mystic Mock Mystic Mock is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: with joeysteele.
Posts: 63,955

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Sarah
BBCanada 9: Rohan


Mystic Mock Mystic Mock is offline
Senior Member
Mystic Mock's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: with joeysteele.
Posts: 63,955

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Sarah
BBCanada 9: Rohan


Default

It was Jew.
__________________
Mystic Mock is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 06-04-2018, 03:28 PM #5
arista's Avatar
arista arista is online now
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 184,370
arista arista is online now
Senior Member
arista's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 184,370
Default

A nice story,
Makes a good change Kirk.

Life In The Fast Lane
arista is online now   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 02:57 PM #6
Oliver_W Oliver_W is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Bill's Secret Garden
Posts: 17,542

Favourites (more):
BBCanada 8: Chris
Apprentice 2019: Lottie


Oliver_W Oliver_W is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Bill's Secret Garden
Posts: 17,542

Favourites (more):
BBCanada 8: Chris
Apprentice 2019: Lottie


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smudgie View Post
Shoulda gone to specsavers.
Thank god he didn't attack the van with a branch! #JohnCleese #<3
__________________

Oliver_W is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 03:29 PM #7
kirklancaster's Avatar
kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
kirklancaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oliver_W View Post
Thank god he didn't attack the van with a branch! #JohnCleese #<3
He was so amiably eccentric I would have liked to have spent time talking to him.
__________________
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
.................................................. ..
Press The Spoiler Button to See All My Songs

kirklancaster is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 03:30 PM #8
kirklancaster's Avatar
kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
kirklancaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smudgie View Post
Shoulda gone to specsavers.
I just wish he'd have SWAPPED vans.
__________________
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
.................................................. ..
Press The Spoiler Button to See All My Songs

kirklancaster is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 04:07 PM #9
Beso's Avatar
Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,824

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
Beso's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,824

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Default

Sounds just like lee from my work.

Or julie as i effectionitly call him.
Beso is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 06:53 PM #10
Tozzie's Avatar
Tozzie Tozzie is offline
Lion Queen
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 2,443

Favourites (more):
BB14: Dexter
I'm a Celeb 2012: David Haye
Tozzie Tozzie is offline
Lion Queen
Tozzie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 2,443

Favourites (more):
BB14: Dexter
I'm a Celeb 2012: David Haye
Default

I've done this myself, tried to get in a car and couldn't understand why I couldn't get in when it wasn't even my car, just one that looked like it! I'm always forgetting where I've parked my car in big supermarkets. Great story Kirky.
__________________






Me
Tozzie is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 07:01 PM #11
kirklancaster's Avatar
kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
kirklancaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tozzie View Post
I've done this myself, tried to get in a car and couldn't understand why I couldn't get in when it wasn't even my car, just one that looked like it! I'm always forgetting where I've parked my car in big supermarkets. Great story Kirky.
Thanks Tozzie.
__________________
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
.................................................. ..
Press The Spoiler Button to See All My Songs

kirklancaster is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 07:02 PM #12
kirklancaster's Avatar
kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
kirklancaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion View Post
Sounds just like lee from my work.

Or julie as i effectionitly call him.
Why do you call him Julie Parmy?
__________________
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
.................................................. ..
Press The Spoiler Button to See All My Songs

kirklancaster is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 07-04-2018, 07:13 PM #13
Jamie89's Avatar
Jamie89 Jamie89 is offline
.
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Jakku
Posts: 9,589


Jamie89 Jamie89 is offline
.
Jamie89's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Jakku
Posts: 9,589


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tozzie View Post
I've done this myself, tried to get in a car and couldn't understand why I couldn't get in when it wasn't even my car, just one that looked like it! I'm always forgetting where I've parked my car in big supermarkets. Great story Kirky.
Same here lol. It's embarrassing enough without getting caught
__________________


BBCAN: Erica | Will | Veronica | Johnny | Alejandra | Ryan | Paras
Jamie89 is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 08-04-2018, 03:57 AM #14
Maru's Avatar
Maru Maru is offline
Cancerian Hat Priestess
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Houston, TX USA
Posts: 10,579

Favourites (more):
BB2023: Jordan
CBB22: Gabby Allen


Maru Maru is offline
Cancerian Hat Priestess
Maru's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Houston, TX USA
Posts: 10,579

Favourites (more):
BB2023: Jordan
CBB22: Gabby Allen


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kirklancaster View Post
We parked our van up in a huge, fairly busy Morrison's car park in York where we are currently working, while we used the Morrison's Cafe for some breakfast (even though it was about 1 pm).

We are renovating a large 4/5 bedroom property which has 2 bathrooms and an en-suite and we have completely ripped out the main bathroom and remodelled it, and it has been a real 'B' with hidden problems galore due to it having been botched before.

Enough to say that I was tired and feeling more than 'peed off' as we went for that much-needed break.

I returned to the van while my mate bought fresh milk for our 'brews' back on the job and as I approached our van I saw a bespectacled guy in an anorak who was about 60 years old and clutching a document wallet under his arm who seemed to be trying our van's front passenger door. I stopped to watch him as he then walked around the front of the van and went to the front driver's door.

I was getting annoyed because he seemed like some kind of 'Repo Man' and the van's paid for, so I hurried towards him ready to 'have words' but he had a 'fob' in his hand and was repeatedly pushing a button on it whilst trying the door handle.

As I approached him I noticed another white Transit van which was parked about 100 yards away from ours in another part of the car park and I realised that this guy was mistakenly trying to get into the WRONG van even though his van was a High Top and ours wasn't

As I neared him I saw that he was obviously Jewish and resembled Woody Allen and he was still pressing his fob like mad and trying to open the van door.

I said to him: "I think you're trying to get in the wrong van mate".

As he looked at me he seemed confused but did not say ANYTHING so I indicated the High Top Transit and said: "Is that your van"?

He hit himself on the head with the hand which held the fob and just laughed sheepishly and shook his head.

He smiled and apologised then AMBLED - or shambled comically to be more accurate - across to his van but halfway to it, he laughed out loud for several seconds, slapped himself on the head a couple of more times, then turned around to me and waved like mad.

I waved back and was just such a lovely comical guy that I could not help smiling and he LIFTED me and made my day.

His van, by the way, was almost BRAND NEW, gleaming, was worth TWICE more than ours, and was obviously NOT a builder's van.

God Bless him.
Kirk, this is me everyday in parking lots ever since I got my license and a vehicle... I still can't recognize my own car... It helps I put up a sun shield in though... partially so I can always find my own car. My car has one of those features that depending on what light it is in it is a different color...
Maru is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 08-04-2018, 07:11 AM #15
Beso's Avatar
Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,824

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
Beso's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,824

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kirklancaster View Post
Why do you call him Julie Parmy?
Because he is jewish and called lee.
Beso is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 08-04-2018, 07:20 AM #16
kirklancaster's Avatar
kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


kirklancaster kirklancaster is offline
Senior Member
kirklancaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion View Post
Because he is jewish and called lee.
DUH. Slow on the uptake there wasn't I Parmy?
__________________
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
.................................................. ..
Press The Spoiler Button to See All My Songs

kirklancaster is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 08-04-2018, 08:32 AM #17
Beso's Avatar
Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,824

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
Beso's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,824

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kirklancaster View Post
DUH. Slow on the uptake there wasn't I Parmy?
Hes a funny bloke, thinks nothing off rubbing his hands together as he hunches his back after collecting his latest wage packet.
Beso is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 08-04-2018, 11:30 AM #18
Livia's Avatar
Livia Livia is offline
Flag shagger.
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Brasov, Transylvania
Posts: 34,040


Livia Livia is offline
Flag shagger.
Livia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Brasov, Transylvania
Posts: 34,040


Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion View Post
Because he is jewish and called lee.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha....
Livia is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Reply

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
day, guy, jewish, saved


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:23 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

© 2023
no new posts