[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams

Oooh er

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

it's just you do realise as soon as someone has the good sense to nominate Helen, LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams and slam the golden buzzer ASAFP.

his Kindle won't be able to catch up, not a problem

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Shaun

it's just you do realise as soon as someone has the good sense to nominate Helen, LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams and slam the golden buzzer ASAFP.

omfg on the topic of odious creatures, I forgot to nominate Dennis </3

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

omfg on the topic of odious creatures, I forgot to nominate Dennis </3

perched for a 'Big Brother: Gremlins' final 10

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Shaun

it's just you do realise as soon as someone has the good sense to nominate Helen, LucasMichael is going to do a David Walliams and slam the golden buzzer ASAFP.

Giving away my plan

[Pete.]

Has Macie posted yet?

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

--

whatever number. John James "Crab Eyes" Parton (BB11)


I think this pic (those Sharpie abs...) is worth a hundred words because it's sooooooooooo bad. But I won't stop there.

So BB11 was my first BBUK ever and I definitely think it doesn't get enough appreciation in this parts but holy **** did John James ruin this series or what. I'm guessing that some combination of a ****ed up childhood involving bullying, the death of his father, and the presumably incestual relationship with his mother has led him to having SERIOUS issues with women and it was beyond creepy as ****. He was relentless to better HMs and better human beings like Rachael and Corin and would always harp on about how they're fame*****s only on the show for magazine deals (Exhibit A has already been posted above, ftr), he got REAL FACKIN' ANGRY and dragged Sunshine across the fake grass in the garden and gave her nasty rugburn that got HER evicted, and he created the most ****ed up, oxygen-sucking showmance in show history.

I don't think anything sums up John Josie better than the fact that "The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 231)" and "Could you prove JJJ are fake in a court of law? (Part 14)" are thread titles at DigitalSpy. Showmances on BBUK are pretty predictable because it's almost always two young hot people (or whatever you consider Ashleigh Hughes to be.) HOWEVER, what made John Josie worse than them all was how ~unlikely~ they were. We were supposed to see them as this adorable mix match couple and we were supposed to find it endearing that John James would go for someone with weight and self-image issues like Josie, and BBUK viewers across the world furiously munched on their Cheetos and were hopeful that they too could conquer all odds and find true love. It was nauseating beyond belief

So after weeks and weeks of John James being an unmitigated asshole to women and turfing them out of the house, trying to copy Lisa Appleton's fire exit escape, and fighting with Josie and then making up with her and looking at the camera and pulling her in closer, John James did get his comeuppance thankfully! Corin ****ing read him for filth and told him about himself, Rachael came back to the house and implied that Nathan wanted to beat the **** out of him, and John James ended it all crying in the fetal position in the DR because he was scared for his life unfortunately BB pandered to him and gave him a phone call to Nathan in what really was the lowest moment of C4 BBUK, and then the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place. And then Josie went on to win BB11 and it was pretty much a proxy John James win

I'm saving Justine (BB4) because she sucks but, like, she's without a doubt better than Helen Wood and Becky and Caroline and Shanessa and other awful females.

hiya hurn.

[MB.]

#neva4get

[reece(:]

omfg that John James picture Macie <3 I'm glad you reminded me of that wonderful Rachael return moment iirc she got ushered back out of the house after the massage quicker than planned due to Crab Eyes' uncomfortableness <3

I'm reading the Daley writeup and am shocked to only realise now he had ZERO nominations... wtf.

[MB.]

It kind of makes sense considering Daley didn't actually exist until he near-murdered Hazel

[EspeonBB]

lmfao @ that John James pic.

That write-up reminded me of how amazing Corin was Thank you Macie

[Daniel-X]

Everyone's write ups are so much better than mine

Macie's is amazing

[reece(:]

the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place.

This was a vile low for BBUK, even the percentage was revealed as him having the highest, BY FAR.

[Daniel.]

Macie <3

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by reece(:

This was a vile low for BBUK, even the percentage was revealed as him having the highest, BY FAR.

Producers were obsessed with JJJ and it made me sick

[Jason.]

This game is great.

I'm really enjoying Macie's speeches.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Producers were obsessed with JJJ and it made me sick

Even the engineered edit couldn't save him by Day 73.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

oooh best believe I am eliminating John James and saving Justine

--

whatever number. John James "Crab Eyes" Parton (BB11)


I think this pic (those Sharpie abs...) is worth a hundred words because it's sooooooooooo bad. But I won't stop there.

So BB11 was my first BBUK ever and I definitely think it doesn't get enough appreciation in this parts but holy **** did John James ruin this series or what. I'm guessing that some combination of a ****ed up childhood involving bullying, the death of his father, and the presumably incestual relationship with his mother has led him to having SERIOUS issues with women and it was beyond creepy as ****. He was relentless to better HMs and better human beings like Rachael and Corin and would always harp on about how they're fame*****s only on the show for magazine deals (Exhibit A has already been posted above, ftr), he got REAL FACKIN' ANGRY and dragged Sunshine across the fake grass in the garden and gave her nasty rugburn that got HER evicted, and he created the most ****ed up, oxygen-sucking showmance in show history.

I don't think anything sums up John Josie better than the fact that "The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 231)" and "Could you prove JJJ are fake in a court of law? (Part 14)" are thread titles at DigitalSpy. Showmances on BBUK are pretty predictable because it's almost always two young hot people (or whatever you consider Ashleigh Hughes to be.) HOWEVER, what made John Josie worse than them all was how ~unlikely~ they were. We were supposed to see them as this adorable mix match couple and we were supposed to find it endearing that John James would go for someone with weight and self-image issues like Josie, and BBUK viewers across the world furiously munched on their Cheetos and were hopeful that they too could conquer all odds and find true love. It was nauseating beyond belief

So after weeks and weeks of John James being an unmitigated asshole to women and turfing them out of the house, trying to copy Lisa Appleton's fire exit escape, and fighting with Josie and then making up with her and looking at the camera and pulling her in closer, John James did get his comeuppance thankfully! Corin ****ing read him for filth and told him about himself, Rachael came back to the house and implied that Nathan wanted to beat the **** out of him, and John James ended it all crying in the fetal position in the DR because he was scared for his life unfortunately BB pandered to him and gave him a phone call to Nathan in what really was the lowest moment of C4 BBUK, and then the quad eviction was rigged so that John James would technically be 6th place even though he's without a doubt 9th place. And then Josie went on to win BB11 and it was pretty much a proxy John James win

I'm saving Justine (BB4) because she sucks but, like, she's without a doubt better than Helen Wood and Becky and Caroline and Shanessa and other awful females.

I'm getting angry now

[MB.]

Originally Posted by BB6

This game is great.

I'm really enjoying Macie's speeches.

When will Martin Luther King

(remind me to bring him up again when I rip into Caroline in twenty or so places' time)

[reece(:]

Are these tats drawn on with a felt tip pen?

[MB.]

Well the shadow looks like he's hanging himself so that's something

[Jack_]

although that's a pretty fair character assessment

also those DS threads are two of the most embarrassing on the entire internet

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by MB.

When will Martin Luther King

(remind me to bring him up again when I rip into Caroline in twenty or so places' time)

I actually thought of that.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by MB.

Well the shadow looks like he's hanging himself so that's something

We wouldn't be so lucky

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by MB.

Well the shadow looks like he's hanging himself so that's something

Omg