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MB. · 01-01-2017, 02:05 PM

(and it's still not finished)

But you can vote for either an Australian Survivor or Big Brother: Over the Top simulator, but preferably an Australian Survivor simulator, here

LukeB · 18-01-2017, 05:44 PM

Celebrity Big Brother 19

Fan Favourite

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Placements

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Table

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Cal. · 18-01-2017, 05:58 PM

84 days of Nicola

EspeonBB · 18-01-2017, 05:59 PM

Wow just like real life

Daniel-X · 18-01-2017, 06:06 PM

Well it's public vote in our franchise so Nicola is coming for that crown!

LukeB · 23-01-2017, 03:10 PM

Game of Thrones - Big Brother 18

Fan Favourite

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Placements

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Table

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LukeB · 28-01-2017, 12:39 AM

The Challenge sim has been added.

Shaun · 08-02-2017, 02:59 PM

PRESENTING: An at least semi-realistic CBB21, set after CBB20 is cancelled because Katie Hopkins overdoses in the house
Cast List

Week One

[I erm. I didn't want that.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Stedman, Snooki & Natalie
No Nominations!: Mario, Miriam & Helen!
Evicted: Snooki
[meh?]

Week Two

[If there's even ONE Speidi fan after this happens I'm killing you.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Stedman, Natalie, Martin, CJ & Leah
No Nominations!: Helen and Blake :/
Evicted: CJ
[to be fair I guess he'd have to leave soon anyway what with all of the ongoing murder charges]

Week Three

[That, my friends, is a difference in class.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Leah Remini vs. Blake Fielder Civil
No Nominations!: Helen, Mark and Martin (oh wow final 3 confirmed?)
Evicted: A semi-famous American actress against the man who arguably killed Amy Winehouse? Surely this can only go one wa-oh Leah is evicted.
[SMH]

Week Four

[At this point, Helen would already be my favourite CBB Housemate of all time.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Stedman Pearson vs. Martin Roberts
No Nominations!: Helen, Russell & Jordan
Evicted: Stedman
[Usually these simulations (of the BBUK format) are dominated by someone doing a Freddie from BB10 and that gets super boring so I'm glad as it is possible to be for Stedman to be shown the door]

Week Five

[Is this even a surprise though?]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Martin, Mario, Lil Kim and Blake
No Nominations!: Helen & Jordan
Evicted: Lil Kim
[Blake topped this vote erm...]

Week Six

[wow, they are NOT playing with Crissy this season.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Natalie, Russell, Roy, Miriam, Martin & Crissy
No Nominations!: Helen, Lizzie & Mario
Evicted: Crissy
[I can't help but feel she's been badly treated here

what's worse is we almost lost Russell Grant too]

Week Seven

[It's a welcome change from heating up spoons I guess, Blake]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Natalie Nunn vs. Martin Roberts
No Nominations!: Helen. OK can we just. She hasn't received ONE nomination in seven weeks.
Evicted: Natalie
[I do not know anything about her]

Week Eight

[Oh ffs Lizzie you were flying perfectly under the radar as well]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Martin, Roy and Mario
No Nominations!: STILL Helen.
Evicted: Mario Lopez
[I highly doubt Roy would survive this but OK]

Week Nine

[It is quite annoying writing about 50 different interactions and them repeating some]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Roy, Russell, Miriam and Michelle
No Nominations!: STILL HELEN
Evicted: Russell Grant. From these four nominees they evict Russell Grant. I give up.
[I have nothing to say]

Week Ten

[Did write this with Jordan in mind, but oh well]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Blake, Lizzie and Jordan
No Nominations!: no seriously what is Helen doing?
Evicted: Lizzie
[Why do I even make these, why do I include random ones I don't remotely like, why do they always do well?]

Week Eleven

[Oh good so he'll go now, then]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Miriam Rivera vs. Mark Labbett
No Nominations!: Helen AND Martin this time
Evicted: Mark

[I'm saying nothing about Helen HAVING to win]

Week Twelve

[Why didn't I cast an attractive male? This has been wasted]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Miriam, Michelle and Blake
No Nominations!: Still, Helen upsetting no one.
Evicted: Miriam
[WHY DID YOU SAVE THE TRANSGENDER WOMAN FROM 2003 OVER THE ****ING BEAST JUST TO GET RID OF HER OVER BLAKE FIELDER CIVIL]

Week Thirteen

[I originally meant this to mean that it'd be Roy telling everyone HE'S gay (which I think he'd pass quite easily), but perhaps it'd be funnier for him to try and force every other housemate to come out.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Michelle and Blake
No Nominations!: Helen is joined by Roy this week
Evicted: Michelle McManus

[Helen Lederer is the final female. Surely she can't get evicted. Surely. She hasn't got a ****ing nom yet.]

Week Fourteen
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Roy, Martin and Blake
No Nominations!: COME. ON. HELEN.

Evicted: MARTIN? FOR ****'S SAKE.
[No seriously Mister Brant Steele I hope you get rectal cancer]

Week Fifteen

[A deeply confusing time in any girl's life]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Blake, Helen and Jordan
No Nominations!: No one. Those two hideous plastic bastards ruined everything.
Evicted: Jordan
[That 'will do' I guess]

Finale

Statistics
Most Nominations: Blake (42)
Fewest Nominations: Helen (2)
Most Evictions Survived: Blake (7)

Never Up for Eviction: n/a

MB. · 08-02-2017, 06:06 PM

Crissy and Michelle and about half this cast were ROBBED, I tell you

Cal. · 08-02-2017, 07:07 PM

Poor Criss being a disgrace to America TWICE

Ross. · 08-02-2017, 07:14 PM

I'm crying at the Crissy ones

MB. · 08-02-2017, 07:17 PM

Fifteen weeks of Helen Lederer though

Shaun · 08-02-2017, 07:18 PM

She was all set for a completely invincible season and then she goes and reveals that she didn't know Dale Winton's sexuality. SHODDY gameplay

MB. · 08-02-2017, 07:21 PM

ps despite my relative silence I read this earlier and laughed in public at Roy Horn going around the house telling everyone that they're gay, I hope you're happy

Ross. · 08-02-2017, 07:22 PM

Do another one

Shaun · 08-02-2017, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross.

Do another one

I will if someone gives me a list of good HMs (and I mean my definition of good, so eccentric middle aged people take preference over the reality TV stars, although as with Natalie Nunn, I'm perfectly fine throwing one or two in that I've never heard of)

I do want Tonya Harding in there.

Pete. · 08-02-2017, 07:25 PM

Helen did that

MB. · 08-02-2017, 07:27 PM

And in other news, Brantsteele's introducing a 30+ person Survivor simulator, because that's what we all wanted wasn't it

Braden · 08-02-2017, 07:28 PM

I can just imagine Crissy crying during her eviction interview ala Jodie Marsh. Poor cow.

Helen was ****ing robbed. I can see Michelle and Miriam being forum faves.

Braden · 08-02-2017, 07:30 PM

Su Pollard is a must, for starters.

MB. · 08-02-2017, 07:33 PM

Su Pollard, Lemar, that toilet attendant Cheryl punched, Jason Gardiner, Baby Davis, Grace Jones, Jay Aston from Bucks Fizz, Kid Rock, Angela Lansbury, that Belgian woman off Sex Box

Edit: great (...would that be the right word to use?) minds on the Su Pollard thing, Braden