[Ashley.]

Two out of three of Kush's storylines have been Who's the Daddy storylines.

[Rob!]

I dunno if Denise is pregnant.. She's clearly got Addison's disease - it gives you a massive salt craving (the crisps) and can make you tired all the time. It also reduces certain hormone levels in the body so I dunno if it can give you a false result on a pregnancy test?

[Rob!]

Plus hasn't she been on the menopause the past few months?

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by Rob!

Plus hasn't she been on the menopause the past few months?

I thought that was part of the "trick".

This is EastEnders and everything has to come out one way or another; it seems like her being pregnant is the only possible way that her night with Phil will be revealed. Unless it was just another "stealing the post" scenario and won't be mentioned ever again.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Rob!

Plus hasn't she been on the menopause the past few months?

Tbh, the early stages of the menopause are actually a risky time for unexpected pregnancy. Don't ask me how I know.

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Tbh, the early stages of the menopause are actually a risky time for unexpected pregnancy. Don't ask me how I know.

How many women have ridden you whilst on the change?

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Rob!

How many women have ridden you whilst on the change?

bye

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Rob!

How many women have ridden you whilst on the change?

[Will.]

Surely we're not having another pregnancy storyline, I swear there's been like 6 in the past year?

[Will.]

September does't look great.

Last years September was underwhelming, Halloween was good.

[Rob!]

Didn't Phil wear a condom though?

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Rob!

Didn't Phil wear a condom though?

Yes because the wrapper was under the sofa, unless it burst.

The thought of Phil in a condom makes me a little bit ill.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Firewire

Yes because the wrapper was under the sofa, unless it burst.

The thought of Phil in a condom makes me a little bit ill.

As if someone like Phil completely off his face, old fat alcoholic who gives a sh*t about nobody and doesn't care that he's killing himself with booze and a wasted Denise would even think about let alone bother with a condom.

[Ross.]

The new series of Mount Pleasant is on and every year I'm always shook at how much better Sam Womack is in it

Her face moves

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

The new series of Mount Pleasant is on and every year I'm always shook at how much better Sam Womack is in it

Her face moves

It really shows how bored she appears at Eastenders.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

It really shows how bored she appears at Eastenders.

Do you watch? Tanya > Ronnie

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Do you watch? Tanya > Ronnie

I don't watch it but I've seen snippets here and there when channel hopping and she seems so full of life in comparison.

I mean, I get it's comedy versus drama, Ronnie's a damaged character etc etc but my god she has no conviction.

[Ross.]

Ellen Thomas is in it too so watch you fake stan Will

[Ashley.]

Mount Pleasant

[reece(:]

screaming at Kim's menopause comments @ Denise

[Cal.]

Pam</3

[Marsh.]

So Mark Jr and Courtney are suddenly besties with a load of school kids?

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

So Mark Jr and Courtney are suddenly besties with a load of school kids?

I found this odd too

[Marsh.]

"The moves come later"

So Mark plays the lead in Grease? This script is making me cringe.

[Ashley.]

This is quite an episode...