[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

almost, we had Internet but it's gone again and we need to get a new provider, it's right in the mountains, no phone signal either, it's kind of good at the same time

Where are you this weekend? Or is this at home?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Where are you this weekend? Or is this at home?

We're in Kerry, we have a house there we go to at the weekends, it was a renovation project but the house is pretty much done now

[Benjamin]

Just a note, I’ll be sending Niamh Round 4 tasks now as she’s away for the weekend without much access to internet. The rest of you will get the task later this afternoon after the results.

[Maru]

Can't wait for TM at 3pm to tell me how I'm going to die alone on his island after my traitor friends abandon me to starve because I didn't bring a lifetime supply of Doritos to negotiate with the local islanders and their Volcano Gods. RIP Maru. Your choices were wrong.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Maru

Can't wait for TM at 3pm to tell me how I'm going to die alone on his island after my traitor friends abandon because I didn't bring a lifetime supply of Doritos to negotiate with the local islanders and their Volcano Gods. RIP Maru.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Maru

Can't wait for TM at 3pm to tell me how I'm going to die alone on his island after my traitor friends abandon me to starve because I didn't bring a lifetime supply of Doritos to negotiate with the local islanders and their Volcano Gods. RIP Maru. Your choices were wrong.

…and you know what the volcano gods did to the last person who didn’t bring their Doritos…?…turned their wretched shrivelled and sunken Doritoless heads into hats is what…

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…and you know what the volcano gods did to the last person who didn’t bring their Doritos…?…turned their wretched shrivelled and sunken Doritoless heads into hats is what…

That hat is enough to give me nightmares.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Maru

Can't wait for TM at 3pm to tell me how I'm going to die alone on his island after my traitor friends abandon me to starve because I didn't bring a lifetime supply of Doritos to negotiate with the local islanders and their Volcano Gods. RIP Maru. Your choices were wrong.

So can we guess who the TM is? I literally have no idea apart from it being Ben

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Cherie

So can we guess who the TM is? I literally have no idea apart from it being Ben

Not in here, but nearer the end I will ask for guesses to be sent via PM.

But not yet though, as I already have a lot of messages coming in to my inbox.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Not in here, but nearer the end I will ask for guesses to be sent via PM.

But not yet though, as I already have a lot of messages coming in to my inbox.

ok ta

[Benjamin]

That hat

[Niamh.]

I know, that is truly terrifying

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I know, that is truly terrifying

Don’t forget to tell me when you’re ready for the main task.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Don’t forget to tell me when you’re ready for the main task.

Oh sorry I'm ready!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Oh sorry I'm ready!

On its way to you now.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

On its way to you now.

[Benjamin]

ROUND 3

Good afternoon my willing participants in this fresh torture I’ve put upon you.

You were tasked with two challenges again to impress the Task Master. The first being to find the best word and why it is the best word.

My particular favourite word is ‘globule’ as it sounds funny to say and is great to chuck into a random insult to somebody to confuse them.

But, luckily the Task Master isn’t judging me. They are judging you. Let’s see what you all opted for…

[Benjamin]

MARU

Spoiler:

My best word is "COCKWOMBLE". Not only is it fun to say, but it's useful as an insult. It will confuse your enemies as they won't see it coming (no pun intended) and they'll stay confused trying to determine the full essence of "cockwomble". Maybe that's why it ends in womble, which means "to wamble".

[Benjamin]

MOCK

Spoiler:

Supercalifragilisticexpilalidocious

1. It's from Mary Poppins, which is a beloved Movie.

2. I can say it.

3. It's a super long word that the people of Wales would be proud of.

4. It's a really catchy song that I can't stop singing once I hear it

[Benjamin]

ANNIE

Spoiler:

GOBBLEDYGOOK

its such a fun word to say and the meaning is literal to how its spelt....unintelligable nonsense and that is why it is the best word

[Benjamin]

NIAMH

Spoiler:

NO

It's short, it's to the point, it's easy to spell, it says everything that needs to be said in one loud syllable, it's freedom, it's assertiveness, it's don't ****** with me. No is a complete sentence.

[Benjamin]

KATE

Spoiler:

My choice for the best word is....

QUINTESSENTIAL

(adj.) representing the most perfect or typical example of a quality; classic.

Literally fits the definition of best word. Plus it sounds very cute.

[Benjamin]

So how did The Task Master rate your words?

[Benjamin]

MARU

Spoiler:

2 points. Not overly keen with mixing a beloved children's series with the male sex pump. It sounds like something that alleged "comedian" James Acaster might say. Madame Cholet would never.

[Benjamin]

MOCK

Spoiler:

4 points - ahh the memories of that delightful film of yesteryear and all the beautiful songs, plus an excellent Corgi toy car. It’s amazing that one of the singers of the song, based on this word, and from the 1964 film is still with us today!