[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when you cant get the right temp on a mixer tap

[Shaun]

how my teeth at the back have grown so that I can't tear sellotape any more

[Black Dagger]

When you ask for a large portion of chips at the chip-shop and they're clearly only a medium.

Stupid bitch

Originally Posted by Shaun

how my teeth at the back have grown so that I can't tear sellotape any more

Are you Gary Busey?

[Shaun]

cover's blown

but no I do have very big teeth.

[King Gizzard]

yawning so wide you momentarily dislocate your jaw..then it slowly goes back in

[King Gizzard]

Forgetting something you were going to post in this thread

[King Gizzard]

When they fill those big bottles of fizzy drink too full and when you open it the stuff comes out and you can't even help it

[Ammi]

...mornings where it's still dark outside

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my neighbours chickens

****ing cluckin at this time its still dark stfu

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

People that flaunt their "fabulous" lives on bbm as if it was facebook. Fack off if I wanted to constantly see pics of u getting drunk or having "the time of your life" along with your statuses confirming your life is "fabulous" "loved getting dat call from the bloke I met on holiday EPIC :lol" I would be on facebook!


That paddy mcguiness chuckles after every one line-
"Let the banana see the split *chuckle chuckle* single man reveal yourself"
"Let the weed whacker, see the bush *chuckle chuckle* single man reveal yourself"

[Jake.]

People on facebook who put 'the awkward momrnt when'... ***** off!

[Locke.]

Females that know nothing at all about football talking about it. I am expecting a lot of that today.

The ones that know what they are talking about are ok.

[Lee.]

Never ever, no matter how many times its been explained to me, being able to understand what "offside" means.

[Locke.]

When a player of the opposite team is closer to the oppositions goal than one of their own players when the ball is played

[Lee.]

Nope still don't understand..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that I always wanted to see the tudors but when it was on bbc1 I could never keep up with the inconsistent times, and now on sony tv, I can't keep up with the inconsistent time. Fack sake can't you keep it to the same time weekly? Why doesn't the universe want me to see fine ass Jonathan Rhys meyers as an satanic, domineering, sadistic prick that violates women with his addictive [BEEP]!!! Annoyed!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by Lee.

Nope still don't understand..

lol many women don't understand the offside we need an additional course in this in schools

Originally Posted by JH95

People on facebook who put 'the awkward momrnt when'... ***** off!

and on twitter. Annoying!!

Imagine if people spoke like that in real life convos Same with kind regards. IMagine if we said goodbye to people we just talked to with "kind regards yeah" aaaahhh who started that kind regards ****

[Kizzy]

Tecnology...i just learned to set the VCR and now they are obsolete ..fml

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Originally Posted by kizzy

Tecnology...i just learned to set the VCR and now they are obsolete ..fml

bring back the VCR

[King Gizzard]

the sun getting through the window ffs going to have to keep the curtains closed all day

[Kizzy]

Keeping your video collection in the loft coz you havent the heart to bin your copy of 'spider' ....my sons fave *sniff*

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

this thread is a lot more busy since my name was featured in the title

JOOOOOOOKKKKKKEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

That my phone says missed calls when it was just literally right there and it did not ring

[Smithy]

Nathan has just reminded me; Beards, full ones look terrible and by full i mean ones like this



not those half arsed ones stu and dale had in big brother

[King Gizzard]

beards are amazing sh